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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Oh, no, sorry, that was pussy galore. My bad.
     
    #1001 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 25, 2013
  2. Juice

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    An emoticon? Go stand in the corner and think about what you did.
     
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    An emoticon is a far graver sin that mixing up one of probably 6 female board members.
     
    #1003 bewildered, Jun 25, 2013
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    Uhm, given that it was intended as a kind-hearted joke at a former prostitute (prostitution being a highly sensitive subject), I felt some indicator of my intentions behind it was warranted. And it wasn't the same as the actual fucking image emoticon, which I loathe.

    As for what bewildered said, confusing one of a half dozen females on here, that's inexcusable.
     
    #1004 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 25, 2013
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    I am currently applying for a position entitled, "Competent Person I."

    I'm preeeetty sure somebody got fired for being a total fuckup.
     
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    I am disgusted by the free samples at grocery stores.


    As much as I would like to try your homemade salsa, it's basically a feeding trough for the public. Who knows how many chubby little fingers dug their hand through the bowl.

    I'll pass.
     
    #1006 scotchcrotch, Jun 25, 2013
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    You know I the fact that I fucking love free samples at grocery stores lets me know that I am a degenerate sick bastard.
     
    #1007 Kubla Kahn, Jun 26, 2013
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    Typical rich insensitive jerk face. IF I WANT TO EAT FROM THE TROUGH I'LL DO IT.

    Sorry, I get a little crazy when people try to come between me and my free food.
     
    #1008 Kampf Trinker, Jun 26, 2013
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    So I usually stay out of politics in general because it's a black hole in my opinion. But watching this vote in Texas with Wendy Davis is pretty cool.
    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q8Hr0O20LY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q8Hr0O20LY</a>
     
    #1009 trojanstf, Jun 26, 2013
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    Or you're going to get an interview with a mouth breather who keeps asking "You know what I'm saying? Red sauce. Can you believe that? Who would do that? Know what I'm saying? Red sauce. Sheesh. Do you like red sauce"

    Correct answer: "I, uh, Mom? Ok I'm on my way. Sorry, I've got to go."
     
    #1010 toytoy88, Jun 26, 2013
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    If you have ever hired anyone or had any subordinates you know that "competent" is an extremely high bar.
     
    #1011 Noland, Jun 26, 2013
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    Well, cleary NettDaddy has abandoned us. He'd never stand for that shit. Either of that shit, really.

    Although . . . if the ladies on here start dealing with daddy abandonment issues, that should lead to updates to the boobie thread. Hmmm. I am intrigued.

    Carry on.
     
    #1012 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 26, 2013
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    I don't think a single mod frequents the board anymore? I mean even Nom is starting to disappear more often. Is someone bumping them off or something?
     
    #1013 Kubla Kahn, Jun 26, 2013
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    And yet, we are all still relatively well behaved. What's up with that?

    EDIT: As an addendum to my competent comment above, look what happens when you do not use a bare minimum of competency on a forklift
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    That's 30,000 (ish) kilos worth of zinc. A good half of which has to be put back together. By hand.
     

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    We're just a social experiment for Chater's -er, Kojak's lab as part of his Doctoral dissertation simply running its course until there's a meltdown.
     
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    Along those lines, I worked at a supermarket and later on at a freight carrier while I was in high school and college and holy fuck can people not stack things correctly. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out that you dont put the bags of puffed wheat cereal on the bottom of the pallet and the cases of heavy-as-fuck monster glass jars of pickles on the top. It was like people would pack trucks like a kid trying to clean his room by throwing everything in the closet. Cram it all in there and slam the door behind it.
     
    #1016 john_b, Jun 26, 2013
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    You aren't a man til you have fucked a donkey.

    NSFW
     
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    No no no no no no no I'm not watching that. I'm just not. Nope, not going to do it.
     
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    Saw this, reminded me of Juice:

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    It's educational! hahahahahahaha
     
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