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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. Parker

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    So...I am not in love with work or anything, but man work goes fast when you don't hate your job and you have a million deadlines.
     
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    They are lucky they have such short donkeys there, all the ones around here are so tall.

    The best part about it was when he saw the guy fucking the donkey, the dude who was shooting the story was just horrified.
     
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    I was as well, they blurred it out but it was still awful. When I first clicked that video, I thought it was about donkey shows. Which is NOT better, but I'm bored and have been on a VICE loop. I can't imagine telling my future eleven year old son he'd better go find a burro so he can become a man.
     
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    It was blurred out but you could see they dude pumping away, then run to the mud puddle to clean up.
     
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    Going back to the beefy poutine pizza, Crown apparently has his own pizza.
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  6. Crown Royal

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    So, are they monogamous to the same donkey like a high school teacher is with one student or do they play the field?
     
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    My wife woke me up in the middle of the night a few days ago because she thought I was dead.

    Seriously. Dead.

    For the past few years, I've been snoring. Like a freight train. The other night the Mrsanthropic wakes up, and I am completely silent. So silent, she can't even tell if I'm breathing. When she nudged me to see if I would move or react, I didn't budge (because I was sound asleep, of course). So I finally wake up to a panicking Mrs. loudly calling my name and shaking me frantically.

    As previously mentioned here, I recently was put on anti-inflammatories for my shoulder. Since then, the snoring has disappeared. Which is fantastic.

    With the added effect that I appear dead when I sleep. Not so fantastic.
     
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    Last winter the boyfriend was working late and I went to bed before he got home. Being considerate, he came home and silently crawled into bed next to me and fell right to sleep. Some time shortly thereafter, I woke up for whatever reason, noticed his presence and touched his arm and he was stone cold (having just come in from outside in a Canadian winter). My immediate sleepy thought was "shit, he died" and my reaction was to shrug and go back to bed, figuring I'd deal with his corpse in the morning.

    He didn't find my lackadaisical attitude regarding his status as "Alive" nearly as funny as I found it in hindsight.
     
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    I came home, worked on my presentation for 3 hours and got a bottle of wine. I want to drink, damnit! It's Wednesday night and it feels like Friday.
     
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    I got home just a few minutes ago to find an envelope addressed to me (my name was spelled wrong) with a DVD inside from the "Citizen's Commission on Human Rights" which is some strange Scientology front doing battle with psychiatry.

    I am supposed to share this information with other lawyers and then contact them to assist me in my battle against psychiatry.

    I shared my Scientology prank with this board not long ago. Which one of you motherfuckers ratted me out to those psychos?
     
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    Is anyone here an expert, or talented amateur, at mixing spices? I have posed a critical mulled wine question in the cooking thread.
     
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    Nom? Were you on The Berry today?!?!
     

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    When did J-Lo start taking estrogen blockers?
     
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    Wife has her new ride, hassle free small town Chevy dealers are the way to go, doesn't hurt that I have spent 12 years working in the back fixing cars at a few of them.

    Credit score is 20 points higher than I thought, gotta love that.

    Fucks been going on 'round here?
     
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    Bewildered is moist, TX wants to become a full blown alcoholic on Wednesdays, Noland is gearing up to do battle with Tom Cruise's Crazy Army and Nom has started straightening his hair and growing facial fuzz.

    In short, the usual.
     
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    Please tell me someone else watched that poor girl attempt to speak in the Zimmerman trial. Did the prosecution prep her at all?
     
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    Ive heard the girl who was on the phone with him has been very inarticulate and hostile on the stand I haven't watched yesterday or todays coverage though. I did see the states witness the other day who Mark O'Mara clowned on the stand. Left the prosecution reeling to explain why she had left out the insanely important fact of the direction of the running she heard in all prior depositions/meetings and only brought it up for the first time on the stand. He also called her out HARD on her biases in the case since he had signed the move on.org petition to prosecute Zimmerman.

    There are some excellent streams online that don't involve selective editing and over all derp of CNN/HLN/Fox.
     
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    Evidently vindaloo means anal fire. Good times at work today.
     
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