Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

"Meem". At least, according to the creator. May-may sounds a bit too froofy.

 

I bet people who say jif and may may are the ones who have their toilet paper like this.

 

If we can simply choose the pronunciation of made up words I think Noland should be pronounced "Stallion".

 

I hope none of y'all have a trip to Vegas planned for this weekend. They're predicting highs of 115-118, which means parts of the valley are probably going to hit 120. Ugh.

 

I don't know who bhopalstiffs is, but that is a brilliantly inappropriate username.

 

Can't be that much worse than 97 with 60%+ humidity.

 

Earlier today I made a chocolate cake. I licked the spoon and beaters because I can.

I just answered the door for Fed Ex and the nice lady let me know I had chocolate on my chin.

Busted. I am all class.

 

Truthfully, I prefer the heat here...I'd much rather deal with the 115 degree summers then that damned humidity in the south.

I'm built for cold weather, not heat. When it dropped below 15 in Idaho, then I would start to button up my flannel shirt.

 

Wow, it looks like we're looking to hire someone else, I finally won't be bottom bitch here. I hope this doesn't mean I have to start wearing pants.

 

That was always an issue for me with surgical scalpels.

 

I cannot let this go. But, first, the only people who hang their toilet paper like that are people who have cats inside.

Now, back to your first ridiculous supposition that people who say jif also say may may. What in the fucking fuck is the may may pronunciation? Of course it's meem. So, I say jif, since that's how gif should be pronounced, not like the first three letters of gift as someone pointed out, but like the way Gillette starts, but I most certainly don't say may may. So, you take that assumptive "and" out of your statement, Mr. Canada. That's not really a thing, right?

 

I always thought it was "meem", but a couple of days ago someone pronounced it the other way and I had to ask what the fuck they were talking about. After I figured it out he was still looking at me like I had three heads.

 

Anyone else seen Small Soldiers? I am watching it with my kids. I miss Phil Hartman.

 

You know your language sucks when people who speak it fluently disagree on how things should be pronounced.

 

Yet another reason to hate Andy Dick. I can only imagine how awesome Hartman would have been as he aged.

 

I think we can all agree on this. English is objectively stupid. Still, the joy I get from hearing Asian people try to say "parallel" makes me love it anyway.

 

There's no way anyone except the literally retarded could think it's pronounced may-may. That pronounciation is so out in left field that if someone tried to tell me that's the proper way to pronounce it I'd be certain they were fucking with me. I don't think even the most pretentious hipster-type would even say it like that.

 

I swear to god, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says hipster!