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Here's the thing, though: I thought the jif people were fucking with me at first. The idea that there were a large number of people out there who actually thought it was pronounced that way was so preposterous that it never occurred to me, even after that "idiot inventor says it's pronounced jif" story. I'm now skeptical of everyone, all the time. They might be undercover Pronunciation Idiots, all around me. That's why I make all my dates read me pages of the dictionary, chosen at random. Just to be careful.
If I didn't know any better, I would almost think you guys weren't afraid of me... I am generally thought of as the board badass, right? Does that cat in my avatar look like he's playing fucking GAMES??
Off-topic (heh. What topic?): What mods are still around this place? Or has this just become Nom's playground because most of the other kids have taken their balls and gone home?
Aaaand the Chilean miners as "underground band" went totally over everyone's head. But whatever. NBA draft is on and Nerlens Noel fell faster than a pregnant hooker in a las vegas lineup. This makes me happy.
I don't think it counts as going everyones head if its just a bad joke and no one cares to acknowledge it.