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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 14, 2013.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    I like my women like I like my wine: cheap and French.

    I won 5 bottles from someone who was doing one of those "help me ride bikes for cancer" fundraisers this week. Looks like it's gonna be a fun couple of weeks before I move, because the moving company won't move bottles of booze.
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    I like my women like I like my scotch: with a thick ass and an appreciation for absurdist humor.
     
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    I like my women like I like my therapists: willing to hold me as I cry and not charge extra for it.
     
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    Screw all of you and your talk of whiskey and bourbon. I'm on the wagon against my will. Having discovered I have bursitis, I'm on heavy steroids, and if I drink my liver will explode. I'd kill my own mother right now for a beer.


    Don't get old, kids.
     
    #104 Misanthropic, Jun 14, 2013
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    Whatever, you can always get a new one.

    What else did you think young relatives were for?
     
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    So I just finished listening to a podcast with Rick Moranis, and now I need to watch some of his movies. Today is Spaceballs. Tomorrow will be Little Shop of Horrors and Ghostbusters. Hopefully I'll be able to find a copy of Strange Brew someplace.

    Cause why not?
     
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    Dude. Do what I do.

    Billy Dee agrees.... works every time.
     
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    Speaking of booze and Rick Moranis, there 's a drinking game you can play that will get you shitfaced right quick. Watch a Rick Moranis movie and drink whenever he looks like a nerd.
     
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    Why would you even need to do that though, you might as well just grab a bottle straight from the top shelf and chug without watching the movie cause you won't remember past the first half hour anyways.
     
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    Only because you' re from up north and I'm thinking you've never heard this...........
     
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    You play more fucking songs on here in a night than I do at a wedding.
     
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    C'mon, Crown. I've cut way back. Give me a break. That one just fit.

    EDIT: If nothing else, play this song at your next country wedding and see how the grownups react?
     
    #112 Nitwit, Jun 14, 2013
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    I just spent an hour at the bar learning what a thunderbox is. Thank you, baby Jesus, for indoor plumbing.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    I hope you die in a grease fire.
     
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    I fixed it.
     
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    THANK YOU I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH:

    [rnsfw][/rnsfw]
     

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    I think nitwit is some kind of troll software that wants to fall in love, and references posts to lyrics to create an automated response. I <3 you Nitwit. I'll even post my own music video response that I'm currently pounding the replay button on.



    Ah, to be 16 again and to have someone to take your senseless violent urges out on. We would listen to songs like this, and just fight each other at the bar. I'm remiss in my past drunken flagrant belligerence. Not sure how current friends would react to me tackling them on the sidewalk because 'fuck it'.
     
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    Hey I like that. Sounds like you want to see a moving picture of a lady's bottom!

    [​IMG]
     
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    The hit baryebde is leaving today. She is moving to the bjg city and wint be here to pour my punts with little lover's anymore. Goodbye Amanda! You are ijcrdcivly sexy. I want to trace your tats jejy my tongue.
     
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