I may have got a minor concussion tonight playing kickball. I was in the outfield, I caught a fly ball, back peddled, then feel on my ass and did a backwards somersault. During that my head hit the ground, things are blurry from there for about an hour. Its hard to say if thats the booze or my brain dealing with the inflammation of an impact.
I don't know. I'm an ass man, and she doesn't have much of one, but I still think she's gorgeous. She's like the opposite of Elisabeth Moss (Peggy Olsen). Her features are all just fine, even attractive individually, but somehow the whole is not as attractive as you'd expect it to be. Kate Upton has a bunch of mediocre features that somehow add up to gorgeousness.
I don't want to toot my own horn, but I am an amateur trepanning enthusiast. Now, lie back, don't mind the grinding noise. This will be all over and healed up in 5 years. I suggest wearing a hat for a while so bugs or small birds don't nest in your brain.
Cosign. And, I'll add: the hostess at one of our local restaurants is smoking hot. I was trying to think of a good adjective for her, because she is in a class by herself in the "actual women I've encountered in real life in the last year" category. So, thank you for that. I am definitely using that one. She is ijcrdcivly sexy. If I ever figure out how to pronounce it, I may even tell her so.
God bless you in all your endeavors. I, unlike the others, don't actually care what you're saying. The tone is like an overdriven Les Paul through a Marshall. Though I don't always understand what's being played, I understand greatness when I see it. Rock on, Tiny Dancer, rock on.
I feel Little Giants is his finest film. I plan to watch that and the Mighty Ducks trilogy this weekend.
She has a great face and a great rack that hides her square body and no ass. If that girl went to the gym even a little bit she could probably take over the world. As for Old Fashioneds, the next time I ask for one and the bartender replies "we don't have any of those," I'm just going to walk out. Too many times has this happened.
Well, I intend to ignore "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids," and it's many sequels (I'm convinced those shitty movies are the reason he left acting). That said, I haven't seen My Blue Heaven, so I may have to watch that, too. All of this because I can't find a sitter so I can go see Man of Steel. Unrelated: I got a lot of dirty looks in the grocery store this morning and couldn't figure it out. Then I realized I am wearing my school football shorts. It happens that my hometown (where I live now) high school is a big rival of the team I am now coaching and the school I am teaching at. I really didn't think it was a big deal, but apparently I underestimated the rivalry.
While I am thrilled to have a new wall unit in the living room, having the delivery guys show up at 8:30 this morning was like getting a brain enema with battery acid. My whole body hurts. Fuck you, Guinness.
My Blue Heaven is an underrated classic. Some silly 90s movie moments but it's great. It was actually the spiritual sequel to Goodfellas.
Stop whatever you are doing and watch this movie now. It's an absolute classic. Edit: Kubla beat me to it. Listen to him, he's wise beyond his years.
Done, watching My Blue Heaven tonight. Oh, and yay, our water heater shit the bed! Good day for it, too, being a Saturday when I am suppose to be driving all over the damn place.
I've been dealing with attention problems for years and mentioned it during my physical yesterday. On a side note, I wasn't groped, grabbed or fondled. Either this doctor isn't a shithead or the thought of me in the nude so thoroughly revolted him he dispensed with the junk tickling. Anyway, I have Adderall now and I took one yesterday. If this is what you normies feel like all the time, I'm going to start freebasing this shit. Not once while I was driving yesterday did I get distracted and give myself a heart attack when I saw red lights in my periphery.
My ADD gave me horrible problems for years until I finally got on ADHD meds in college. For me it was a huge game changer. All the sudden my friendships/relationships got better, I did better in school, I made less stupid/random comments, and in general everything became much more organized and my life got better. Really strikingly my mind finally slowed down for the first time in my life. I could finally be attentive and relax more. For me, I know I need to be on the med just be normal, when I'm not on the meds I'm a bit of a weird mess.
When you have your kid on a leash in public, which one of you looks like the bigger asshole? You can't keep up with a human that isn't three feet tall? Pfft.
I've been fascinated by this for years, after reading an article about how it was making a comeback (this was about 20 years ago). There are folks who drill holes in their skull not to relive a medical condition, but to achieve a higher plane of consciousness. In other words, because they're fucking nuts. I'm now on Day 5 of my forced sobriety. My yellowing skin has cleared up, that annoying abdominal swelling has gone away, the snoring is almost non-existent, and the lack of hangover is very refreshing. Do people really live like this?