Serious question, why? Most people can't sing worth a fuck why would you want to listen to that? Then in turn why would you want to sing and put others through that? Was it a hey, you're wasted, lets do something stupid and embarrassing? Or was it premeditated? If you want to be drunk and sing why not just stay home? There are some things I'll never understand, among those are people who get offended easily, cruises, and karaoke.
Yea, that was a joke. I'm not surprised you didn't get it. In your case its is the opposite, more like a conservative baptist church and you've been commented on by a few here.
I just got sick in my [unmarried] ex boyfriend's bathroom. That'll teach him to... Not do at a lot. Namely not announce in front of my friends that he's started fucking some random. Because I just puked in his bathroom. Fuckface.
Honestly, no idea. I wanted to head to a muay thai event, but I got outvoted. There's really only one explanation.
Dear God, karaoke. It's like an abortion of lame warbling. Never again will I do karaoke with someone I did not want to fuck. Bacon, blueberry and sultana pancakes, Turkish milk tea and pineapple. Goddamn, you gringos do breakfast right. Also, I have seemed to hit the hat trick of lifting: I weigh 100 kilos, I dead lift 200, bench 100 and squat 150 all in the same workout. I'm so OCD I don't even want to try another 5 kilos.
But does that compare to the 1200 combined John Fitzgerald Page lays down on the bench, squat and leg press? If not fuck off fag
I hiked a portion of the trail years ago. Everyone who likes to be active should do it but it's not easy.
She was not. I don't even know where she was at the time. Instead, I pinned my hair up and fully disrobed before climbing in my ex's bathtub to get sick. There was an all-ladies restroom visit at a brewery earlier today, though, so AM has seen me pee. We're also now having an all-ladies sleepover that will consist of taking more ibuprofen before going to sleep because I've been drinking for 12 hours and I hurt. A lot.
Or better yet, that Ms. Audrey was the Random. I'd make popcorn and stay up past my bed time for that. EDIT:Well shit, cancelling the microwave popcorn.
Welcome to the South. God. 'merica. Football. Dogs come in somewhere between cousin lovin', noodlin' and guns. And for God's sake, don't mention keeping cats as pets. In the South if a cat isn't actively killing a mouse or rat, it is considered a target.
I never got that mentality. "I see a cat I fucking shoot it!!!... Well, you could use some professional help, couldn't you?
I have one of my spare guitars for sale on Craigslist. I just got an e-mail from a guy asking me if I'd meet him at I-15 and a road that runs parallel to it that never intersects. At 7:30 in the morning. I think the fucker wants to steal my kidneys. Jokes on him. My kidneys are worth about a buck forty nine and they're only worth that because of the booze you could wring out of them. Not to mention that I'd fight like an angry bear with a gun to protect my booze processing equipment.
Have you ever lived in a rural environment where folks dump their unwanted pets? I've posted many times about having to deal with asshole's dumping their unwanted pets on my doorstep. I always tried to find homes for them and adopted many of them that I couldn't find homes for. If I kept every cat and dog dumped on my property, I'd have a few hundred pets not to mention their several thousand feral offspring. I've had to put down quite a few domesticated animals simply because I couldn't find homes for them and I couldn't take any more in. Every time I did it I had tears in my eyes because I love animals. I'd of much rather put a bullet into the asshole that made me do it because they couldn't face up to the responsibility of a pet they'd taken on. And they made me do what they couldn't bring themselves to do. Fuck any one that dumps their pet out in the country, someone has to deal with that shit. And usually it's someone that loves animals, that's one of the reasons we live in the country. If you dump an animal, it might get taken in. Chances are it's either going to starve to death, get eaten by something else or shot. Either don't take on the responsibility of a pet or pay the $50 to give it to a shelter. Do not dump it out in the country. /rant. Sorry, that's a pet peeve.
This. My mother, she has the sweetest soul, will take in these cast offs. Somehow I become responsible for their bastard offspring and have to organize a coup (when we go on vacation the cats will be gathered up an put down by family members). It sucks and I don't want to do this again. You don't want your cat? Fuck you, I don't either asshole. Have you seen my mother cry?! I have, and I will find you cat dropping ass munch mother fucker....
Me and my buddy got hit on by Korean dudes 3 times in one day, while the two girls we were with just stood by and laughed at us try to awkwardly maneuver out of the interactions with these people. This random dude just walked up to me, put his hand on my chest and said "So strong, beautiful man" and then strutted over to my buddy and said "You have big back, so strong." He must have been making fun of us or something, who the fuck does that?