My Dear Idiots, It is with great delight that I inform you this mission will be achieved. Consent was not only obtained, but my fellow titty flashing dirty girl would (and this is a direct qoute) "be honoured to post my boobs alongside" my own. The photo shoot will be this coming weekend, and the booby thread will be updated next Monday. There is, however, an incentive program with this mission. The more you Idiots post in the TiBer thread, the more pics we will take for your delectation. Get to it boys.
I think that me continuing NOT to post in the TiBer thread should be incentive enough for at least a couple extra pictures.
Holy shit. Steven Segal trying to do a Russian accent sounds exactly like this one time I heard a fax machine try to simulate the noise created by a donkey anally raping a patch of gravel. Remind me again why he never made it to the top?
The man can barely speak, let alone do accents. The Mexican accent in Machete is just about as bad as the Russian accent in my opinion.
Hayden Winters. One of my favorites and nary a pube in sight. NSFW I never really feel like I have much to contribute, so that's why I don't really say anything. Now that I've been discovered, I'll make an effort to put in my two cents from time to time.
Please do. And that goes for the rest of you lurkers too. Yeah there's about 20-30 regular posters, but some diversity is definitely welcomed and encouraged. It doesnt have to be incredibly insightful, hell I've posted countless Bill Cosby gifs. Just don't be a douchebag and come on in.
Right now there's a lurker named HighLife reading this. Speak or we'll judge you with hyperboyle and lies!!!! Go!!!!
I think fireworks got cheaper this year, or at least in my neck of the woods. $150 got me enough to make a small crater in the earth if I so chose to point them downward.
That price will buy you five half-decent ones here. Not shitting you, five solitary firing shells. Not like Indiana. FUCK driving through that state to Chicago was the land of fireworks warehouses. You could put entire middle America into low-earth orbit if you fired a missle at that state.
This applies to me as well. No one wants to see a hairy short Greek/Italian with a little more weight on him than necessary.
If you are badass enough, no one cares if you have are hairy and/or have a gut. I guess what I am saying is that you should increase your posting habits to let us mellow in your awesome, then post in the tibber thread. Right ladies? Right.
Yeah in Texas we have warehouses for fireworks. It's like Costco or Sams or any one of those big box stores where you need an oversized shopping cart. Except the shelves are filled with colorful explosives. And it's always confused me how for some reason they still insist on setting up their old-school metal trailers outside the warehouses too. Same stuff as in the big store, same price, just a more limited selection. I went around 4:30 today and there were rednecks trying out fireworks in the daylight outside to figure out which ones they wanted to buy more of.
This is more true than you know. While it is especially prevalent along the borders (everyone from Illinois and Michigan buy their shit in our state), you really would have a hard time driving more than 5 miles without hitting a fireworks warehouse. Around this time of the year they put up giant fucking circus tents in truck stop parking lots, too, cause there aren't enough real shops. I live about 10 minutes from the Illinois border, and I can easily say there are about 10 fireworks places within a 5 to 10 minute drive, that I know of. I'm sure there are more if I looked. Also, July 4th is just a suggestion here. Fireworks start in early June and don't stop til after Labor Day. Every single night, we can see/hear someone setting off fireworks. I have a neighbor that must spend about $10,000 a year on them. He is setting off mortars every night, usually for at least a hour or two, for a solid two weeks leading up to the 4th, and maybe for a few days after if he has left overs.
I am making some ciabatta bread for the dude's sandwiches and the loaves are so goddamn beautiful that I don't even want to eat the things.
If I ever get fuck you money, I'm getting a shitload of fireworks for the 4th. At least a few thousand dollars worth. My birthday is a few days after so it's always a BBQ and party anyway, but I'd love to see the damage I could do with about $7000 of fireworks and a case of beer.
Serious question: "All White" parties. By that, I mean white clothes. These are a thing down south and in the islands and I don't get them. I've never seen a red party or a blue party before, so what is the significance? Trend? Or do they just like people walking around with visible booze splash stains on their clothing?