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Weekend Drunk Thread 6/28

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 28, 2013.

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  1. effinshenanigans

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    There's nothing in that statement that isn't great.
     
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    Noms already kicking the weekend off:

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  3. dixiebandit69

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    They've never been cool.
     
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    Some nerd made a size-accurate Barbie with a 3D printer-




    On one hand, I like new Barbie's ass much better. However, I could do without the double chin.


    Old Barbie's arms are entirely too long, look like something out of Avatar.
     

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    Fired two people about an hour ago. One of them just had a baby last month.

    If that isn't how you're supposed to celebrate Independence Day I don't know what is.
     
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    Staples has to be the most depressing store on earth to walk around. This is where porn shoots come to wither and die..
     
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    What's going on with Egypt? Starting the 4th celebrations early over there.
     
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    I'm sure the CIA etc are enjoying themselves out there right now. A popular uprising overthrows an Islamic government with that countries military backing? Win.
     
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    Surprised BL1Y hasn't come back to provide 24-7 colour commentary.
     
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    News flash: You got married. You get a day. Not a week a half of your self-proclaimed "best wedding evAR!!!!" Shit, I want to disown half of my family.

    I may/may not be in a bitchy mood since I had to drop off the dude at 6 am this morning.
     
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    Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 6/28

    What happened that guy, his parents probably quit paying for Internet.
     
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    He was forced to leave the basement.

    :(
     
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    Gotta leave the nest sometime...
     
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    Does anyone know what became of Scootah? I have a friend who wants a hook-up in the Aussie kink scene.
     
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    I think when people started calling him Tucker he couldn't handle it and left.
     
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    I couldn't read his name without thinking of Jim Carry pressing his nipple to the prison meeting room glass in Cable Guy.

    "Ohhh BL1Y, OOooohhhaaa."



    Pronounced "Blilly." Every damn time.

    Only advice I have is to shank someone the first day or be someone's bitch.

    Wait, that's prison.

    Actually, wait again, no, that is the Australian kink scene too. They probably work paragliding with vipers into their kinks too. Carry on, everyone.
     
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  17. Crown Royal

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    Please explain details to why this upset him.
     
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    Just tell your friend to hop on fetlife and join the local discussion groups. Any community of reasonable size has one.
     
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    Shit, did I take over the resident pervert position by default? Should I start quoting from The Ethical Slut now?
     
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    It looks like BL1Y is getting his MFA, according to three minutes of research I just did.
     
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