Some nerd made a size-accurate Barbie with a 3D printer- On one hand, I like new Barbie's ass much better. However, I could do without the double chin. Old Barbie's arms are entirely too long, look like something out of Avatar.
Fired two people about an hour ago. One of them just had a baby last month. If that isn't how you're supposed to celebrate Independence Day I don't know what is.
Staples has to be the most depressing store on earth to walk around. This is where porn shoots come to wither and die..
I'm sure the CIA etc are enjoying themselves out there right now. A popular uprising overthrows an Islamic government with that countries military backing? Win.
News flash: You got married. You get a day. Not a week a half of your self-proclaimed "best wedding evAR!!!!" Shit, I want to disown half of my family. I may/may not be in a bitchy mood since I had to drop off the dude at 6 am this morning.
Re: Re: Weekend Drunk Thread 6/28 What happened that guy, his parents probably quit paying for Internet.
Does anyone know what became of Scootah? I have a friend who wants a hook-up in the Aussie kink scene.
I couldn't read his name without thinking of Jim Carry pressing his nipple to the prison meeting room glass in Cable Guy. "Ohhh BL1Y, OOooohhhaaa." Pronounced "Blilly." Every damn time. Only advice I have is to shank someone the first day or be someone's bitch. Wait, that's prison. Actually, wait again, no, that is the Australian kink scene too. They probably work paragliding with vipers into their kinks too. Carry on, everyone.
Just tell your friend to hop on fetlife and join the local discussion groups. Any community of reasonable size has one.
Shit, did I take over the resident pervert position by default? Should I start quoting from The Ethical Slut now?