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Weekend Drunk Thread 6/28

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 28, 2013.

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  1. xrayvision

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    Finally getting to watch season 5 of Breaking Bad. Why is Skyler always such an insufferable twat? They really write her character as a wet blanket.
     
    #601 xrayvision, Jul 4, 2013
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    Brought my aunt out in her wheel chair to watch the fireworks in NYC on the big screen TV. It's her last 4th of July. She's eating potato chips and occasionally paying attention, but she's enjoying them.

    Thank you NYC.
     
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    I had a few people over to drink on my roof (including Mr.s Cowbell and Eff) and watch pretty much every fireworks show in 4 boroughs, as well as what I'm pretty sure were 5 UFOs. I decided to get a 6 pack of Bud with American flags printed onto the cans because I am EXTREMELY PATRIOTIC. Now everyone's gone and I'm eating s'mores while watching Anchorman. Good holiday.
     
    #603 audreymonroe, Jul 5, 2013
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    Another night of blowing stuff up with Li'l Bandit down. Did you know that if you stick a firecracker in a banana, it blows up into perfect thirds?

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    #604 dixiebandit69, Jul 5, 2013
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    Seriously? You mention bananas thirding themselves and then post pictures any of us could find on the internet?

    I was expecting pictures of unhappy bananas doing an impression of a single celled science experiment self replicating.

    I am highly disappointed.
     
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    It was too dark for photography. I posted the pictures as a sort of apology. Sheesh.

    I guess Li'l Bandit and I could try it again tomorrow and then post the pictures.
     
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    To answer your question 5+ pages later, YES!

    Finally found a place that sells Barritts ginger beer yesterday. Many Dark n Stormys were had. If you have not had Barritts, or even worse have never had a Dark n Stormy do so asap. Also, buying beer in MO reminds me of how much I hate living in Oklahoma. Blue laws suck.
     
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    Add one more to the list. This is getting easier and easier.
     
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    Story time. Why?
     
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    Not all that interesting of a story.

    The short version is lazy. All three. The cell phone is the greatest threat to work productivity the world has ever known.

    On top of that, the latest one decided he needed a four day weekend and didn't tell me.
     
    #610 Noland, Jul 5, 2013
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    They probably had the temerity to have recently touched a woman and bragged about it.
     
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    I kept a vodka and tonic in my hand yesterday like Julian in TPB. Tito's vodka is awesome.

    The highlight of my Independence Day was the girlfriend and I having sex three times in one hour. Afterwards she suggested we try four times next year for the sake of it being the 4th of July in 2014. Training begins now!
     
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    You're fired.
     
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    Just take the 45 minute break period out and you should be okay.
     
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    I have missed the last few Tours, but I am watching this year's one - looks to be a good race so far, with no huge retirements yet. I was disappointed that Wiggins got injured and couldn't race, but hopefully he will be back next year - his team-mate Froome has been high up on the overall classification.

    Also, this guy:

    Daryl Impey is the first South African to lead Le Tour in the Overall Classification (a.k.a. Yellow Jersey) and took the lead yesterday...

    Thanks for the image, AFP...

    Also, are there any Hangouts happening this weekend? The new G+ interface is really annoying because I can't see who is online and who isn't. Is it like this for everyone, or just me because I use Firefox and not Chrome as my browser?
     

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    I wonder how long it'll be before they start announcing people have tested positive for doping, then the team members of that rider saying they had no idea and that they don't dope either. Its the same routine year in, year out. Either start banning people for life or let them dope, if neither happens the tour will become more and more irrelevant.
     
    #616 toddamus, Jul 5, 2013
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    Except for the 50-rider pile-ups. They're always relevant
     
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    I honestly can't stand the rest of the album, but this song is sick.
     
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    I'm gonna need you to go ahead and make your avatar a picture of Donald Trump now.
     
    #619 iczorro, Jul 5, 2013
  20. TX.

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    I've seen a grand total of 3 people today. Everyone else no showed. Honestly I don't know why we're open. This isn't an inpatient setting. Waiting until monday wouldnt be the wnd of the world. Multiple techs are being paid, everything's up and running so we can see 3 people on Medicaid or Medicare. Aka losing money.
     
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