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Weekend Drunk Thread 6/28

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 28, 2013.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    Hey fellow idiots, serious question: Have any of y'all ever bought from an online pharmacy? Are they legit? I think I've found a place that will sell me oxycontin without a prescription.

    http://www.buyoxycodone-online.com/
     
    #761 dixiebandit69, Jul 7, 2013
  2. Chellie

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    May I direct you to the boobie thread...
     
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    Every single piece of this post is dodgy.
     
    #763 Angel_1756, Jul 7, 2013
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    I'm not sure if "fellow idiots" really works here.
     
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  5. Chellie

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    From that site:
    'There are numerous reliable vendors of cheap oxycodone medications online and most of them target individuals who want to order oxycodone without a prescription. Unfortunately, majority of these suppliers are not registered or licensed pharmacies, so there is no guarantee that you are buying quality medication.'

    I dunno about you, but when it comes to schedule II narcotics this scares me.
     
    #765 Chellie, Jul 7, 2013
  6. JoeCanada

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    Do I sense a classic "cops are such fucking ASSHOLES!!!" rant coming in the next few weeks? "I BOUGHT THOSE ILLEGAL DRUGS FAIR AND SQUARE OFF THE INTERNET!!"
     
    #766 JoeCanada, Jul 7, 2013
  7. Kampf Trinker

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    Yes, and I'm looking forward to it. Shhhh...
     
    #767 Kampf Trinker, Jul 7, 2013
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    Dude. There are easier ways to have a family reunion.

    You have a kid. Do you really want him coming to visit you in jail or the hospital... or the cemetery? Unless you have a valid need for opiates, I'd stick to cough syrup and Old Grandad shooters.
     
    #768 CharlesJohnson, Jul 7, 2013
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    Enter facepalm meme here.
     
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  10. Crown Royal

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    Me, I don't use opiates because I found not even they can soothe my exquisite inner pain.
     
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    They make me constipated. No bueno.
     
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    It actuality, I think they just plain suck. Medicated highs are woozy, nauseating, uncontrolled. I have no idea why the lesser-toothed crowds love dwelling on those levels. Far too many abuse them to keep their buzz on the level to boot.
     
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    I think, if Dixie wants to buy online opiates of suspect origin and quality, he should at the very least have the decency to start a G+ chat with Durbanite before he takes them. That way, Durbanite can have his G+ chat, and Dixie can have someone around to call 9-1-1 when shit goes inevitably awry.
     
    #773 Angel_1756, Jul 7, 2013
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    I say do it.
     
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    An actual TV ad, that someone paid money to produce, just told me that "pediatric dentists are the pediatricians of dentistry."
     
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    Yipee Ki Yaa, You Mofo's.......

    nom: no.
     
    #776 Nitwit, Jul 7, 2013
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    Let's talk about something friendlier, like crazy Russians and their dancing bears.



    I want a pet bear.
     
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    I know there are boards where you can source check the legitimacy of online pharmacies for steroids. Not sure on opiates but I would think they're out there too.
     
    #778 john_b, Jul 7, 2013
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    What could possibly go wrong?
     
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    Because I love my aunt. I was raised to recognize the importance of family.

    And because I feel a bit guilty. When my mother reached a point that if she did recognize me she blamed me for all sorts of bat shit crazy things that never happened except in her own mind, I bailed. I said I'd never do that and then I did. You can't reason with dementia, you can only sit and take the anger and abuse. I know logically that it wasn't my mother accusing me of things that never happened, but after a constant barrage of it and with no support other then her sister swooping in to town and raiding her bank account, I said "Good bye Mom", kissed her forehead, and left.
     
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