Sheesh people, it's just an idea I was kicking around; thanks for all of your wonderful advice... I've been doing narcotic analgesics from Mexico since I was 16, from the more benign stuff like Tylenol 3 up to medical grade morphine. About wooziness, it just depends on the dosage; I just want a low dose something to brighten up boring days, preferably something that isn't bonded to another drug (aspirin, acetaminophen, etc.) that way I can drink when I do it. I'd just go back to Mexico to score, but since I'm on probation I can't leave the county without permission, and there's no way in hell they'd give me a pass for Mexico. I was thinking I get a prepaid credit card with a really low limit, that way incase it's a ripoff, I won't be out much.
Hiking is great. Hiking in mountain lion habitat less so. Hiking an in area where they don't shoot the fluffy critters because of moral objections freaks me out a bit. I hiked Mount Sanitas in Boulder on Saturday. Great hike, apparently I'm a bit fatter than I thought I was, but fun nonetheless especially once we were on the way down. What kills me about Colorado is that the state decided to stop shooting the fluffy looking maneaters because it has a bleeding heart. The fuckers aren't even endangered. So the state tolerates them attacking pets and people because we are in their habitat. We use to shoot the animals on site so they learned to avoid us. Now we've stopped shooting them, and they are no longer afraid of us, and attacks are on the rise. I like hiking, but there's always the paranoid feeling that there's a lethal animal nearby just watching me.
We mostly worry about poison ivy around here. Three leaves, the outside ones are notched. Always remembered. Christ but Aussies?...ya I know, they'll pipe up on here saying "It's really not that bad"....BULLSHIT. It's your house, of course it doesn't seem that bad to you. You guys also think the AFL players are "pussies" and you can roll up and smoke your beers. Your wildlife are the demon creatures of Dante's hell. You have Arachnids designed by H.P. Lovecraft and snakes that know more ways to kill a man than a ninja. Every step a fucking adventure.
Oh and to liven things up a bit around here, I had someone tell me today that AIDS was caused by someone having sex with a monkey, then presumably having sex with other people. They meant every word of that.
Seriously dude, read what you just wrote with the eyes of an outsider that knows you have a kid you love and adore. You're concerned more about losing a few dollars then the impact it would have on your son if his dad went off to prison. Again. Do you want his memories of dad to be through thick glass and a telephone? Quit thinking of ways to score and think about your boy that you love and adore. Everything you do will impact the way his life turns out. If you care more about getting high then your son, then carry on and he'll probably live a mirror image of your life getting high and in and out of jail. I like to think that you want better then that for your son.
I was having a conversation with one of my students' mothers a few years ago who told me that she didn't plan to get the Gardasil vaccine for her daughter because "they give the kids cancer! The schools don't tell you, but my doctor told me that they inject cancer into you, and I'm not giving my baby cancer!". This is why we need to get rid of warning labels and anti-bacterial soap, people. "Survival of the fittest" has slowly devolved to "catering to the lowest common denominator".
Dumb people do this all the time. They can't understand the complex mechanisms (cancer for example) of somethings, so they chalk it up to something tangible they can hold onto. People blame everything for cancer, and like to think its something simple like a cold. Instead its a complex, resilient, sophisticated thing, they'd rather not think that much about it, so vaccines give cancer is easier.
Of course it wasn't, that's just silly. It was caused by the CIA. They came up with a new disease and wanted to see how fast it would spread in a close knit community, so they released it in the ventilation system of gay bars in New York. Because, you know, no one cares about faggots, what with their rhythmic dancing and wearing pastel colored t-shirts. At least that's the way it was explained to me by a pimply faced Klansman.
I know this was the leading scientific theory for a while, not sure if it still is or not. The theory was that someone in Africa contracted it from having sex with a monkey off in the jungle somewhere, then went into the city and gave it to a prostitute. Audio only is NSFW: NSFW
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, I just can't win with you people, can I? There are lots of people on this board (some of whom WITH KIDS) who talk about their illegal drug use all the time, and nobody gives them shit. Hell, one guy, who I won't name, (but it starts with a "C" and rhymes with "Brown Boil") was talking about his illegal marijuana horticulture and got his e-dick sucked, and he's posted pictures of his kid on here. But I talk about getting high off of medical grade drugs and I get demonized... To all of you people making jokes or being concerned about me overdosing: The whole reason why I used MEDICAL GRADE drugs is because they are manufactured with quality control standards, so I know what I'm getting, as opposed to buying stuff that is cut with god-knows what. You can easily calculate the milligram-per-kilogram dosage. Oh, and just to shut you people up, I followed the advice of john_b and looked on some message boards dealing in that area. Everything I read said that the online pharmacies selling Schedule II drugs were scams. Looks like I'm gonna have to get my passport renewed and tell my PO that I'm going to visit in-laws in Mexico.
If "C" was caught and went away, we'd be saying that he was an idiot for putting his family through all of that for something as stupid as weed. What ToyToy is telling you is no different and it's actually good advice. If you had no health insurance and some serious past injury that's still causing you an inordinate amount of pain and the only way you've found to manage it is to take illegal prescription drugs, then I could at least remotely understand your position. But you said that you want boring days to be less boring. You said you want to potentially violate the terms of your probation to go into another country so you can obtain illegal drugs--something that would surely land you back in custody if caught--to make boring days less boring. Get a hobby, man, because that's the most sad thing I've ever heard.
Just a comparison: "C," to my knowledge, is not on probation, and therefore does not inherently have some kind of police presence in his life. Correct me if I am wrong, but you are. And most probation includes random drug tests and they can pretty much search your home for shits and giggles, so you're seriously playing with fire having and taking illegal prescription drugs. "C" keeps his shit strictly at home. You are talking about getting a passport and trafficking drugs over an international border. Nothing but good can come from that, though, right? "C" doesn't have the natural urge to tell every police officer he meets to go fuck themselves with a rusty bayonet, you do. This tends to put you on their bad side and have them look for some way to fuck you over. Giving them a solid way to do that is your mistake, not theirs. All those factors tend to add up to "you will get caught sooner or later," and we're trying to warn you that the high probably of getting caught will not be worth it. And it won't be the fault of the police, you will have brought it on yourself. Finally, if you're getting those meds from Mexico, you're not necessarily getting "medical grade" shit. There is a reason you don't need a script down there, and they sell that shit over the counter. It isn't as regulated, and therefore is subject to bullshit. There really isn't much stopping a Mexican "pharmacy" from selling you sugar pills and calling it Vicodin or oxycodone. Given the fact that the ones along the border probably see a lot of Americans looking for cheap painkillers, you're not exactly going to bitch to the police that you got ripped off buying your OTC pain meds Mexico to bring home to America, so they can sell you bullshit, and you'll have to take it.
I want to give effinshenanigans a rep, but his total is 3339 and I can't bring myself to mess with it.
I'm glad you didn't. I would've had to flip all the light switches on and off in my house nine times if you had.
I LOVE hobbies. I like ones that kill time, relieve stress and remain unique to others all at once. For all three, I like to take a shovel down to the cemetery and beat up dead people. It gets the anger out and it's less boring than collecting plates.