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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/7

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 7, 2013.

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  1. Noland

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    You live in Texas. Can't you legally shoot someone in Texas because, "He was lookin' at me funny."?
     
    #221 Noland, Jun 11, 2013
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    So long as they're not white, then yes. Actually, they don't even have to be looking at you funny, as not being white is defined as 'looking funny' in that state.
     
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  3. Noland

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    I can't stop laughing at this.

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    #223 Noland, Jun 11, 2013
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    #224 effinshenanigans, Jun 11, 2013
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    Where the fuck is the Dr?
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    #225 iczorro, Jun 11, 2013
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    This is all big TPs fault.
     
    #226 Kubla Kahn, Jun 11, 2013
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Well, he's been married less than a year and had a bunch of work stuff going on, so my guess is masturbating.
     
    #227 Nom Chompsky, Jun 11, 2013
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    I thought he was working on a top secret project with NettData.

    I realize that may be the same thing.
     
    #228 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 11, 2013
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    Who needs Turbo Lax when there's county fairs?

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    #229 katokoch, Jun 11, 2013
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    They have deep fried Coke at the fair. Sounds like a waste of an eight ball to me, but no, they deep fry coca cola and serve it to fat kids. Circle of life.
     
    #230 Crown Royal, Jun 11, 2013
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    So little girl is watching "The Land Before Time" for the first time. Why do all the Disney movies I grew up with have at least one horribly depressing part?
     
    #231 McSmallstuff, Jun 11, 2013
  12. Crown Royal

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    I guess to teach them about loss. It's like when Jeff Bridges was forced to kill that guy when playing Disco Jai-Lai in Tron. In that case, the child watching becomes upset not from the scene, but by being made to watch that shitty film.
     
    #232 Crown Royal, Jun 11, 2013
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    BLASPHEMY! The Land Before Time, that timeless American classic (since it takes place Before Time), is a Don Bluth movie, not Disney.

    *pushes glasses up nose*

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    #233 NatCH, Jun 11, 2013
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    Holy fucking shit, after two and a half years of under/unemployment (no benefits, she left her job to go to grad school, so really 4 years of under/unemployment) the GF FINALLY got a full time job. I feel a little bad because she went to school to be a teacher and this job is with a private company, but I think I've been more than patient in giving her time to pursue what she wanted. Plus she got to be in the school system as a sub long enough to find out all the bullshit teachers have to deal with and isn't nearly as passionate about it now.

    Best part is that she'll be making about double what she would have as a teacher, and probably a bit more than if she never left her last job.
     
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    Someone posted this on FB. By far the coolest thing I have ever seen. Fire tornadoes are a thing.

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    #235 CharlesJohnson, Jun 11, 2013
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    Fire tornado my black ass. That's just God striking down a public washroom because gay men commit sodomy in them.

    That is still super-cool, though.
     
    #236 Crown Royal, Jun 11, 2013
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    Ask the folks that lived in Dresden, or Hamburg, or Tokyo and they can tell you all about it.
     
    #237 Noland, Jun 11, 2013
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    I just signed up to do the beer cart this Friday, my last day at the job. I think it is beneficial to have some people's last memory of me, be of me handing them free alcohol on a Friday ending a long days work. I get to say goodbye to the 180+ people here, and I won't be the guy that is gone for two weeks and people are like "Haven't seen Parker around, oh what? He left? Oh shit, I didn't know!"

    I do really wish my new boss was my boss earlier. She's awesome and fun as hell.
     
    #238 Parker, Jun 11, 2013
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    So you would rather get, who the fuck is this guy? Brave.
     
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  20. Nom Chompsky

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    "Boy I wish this guy would stop blabbering and subtly thrusting his hips and just hand me my IPA."

    "You said that out loud."

    "I know."
     
    #240 Nom Chompsky, Jun 11, 2013
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