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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/7

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 7, 2013.

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  1. Parker

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    Well I wouldn't get that, because everyone knows me. I just want to make sure everyone knows I'm leaving.
     
    #241 Parker, Jun 11, 2013
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    That's actually kinda a tradition at my company. On your last day, you bring in candy and towards the end of the day, you go around and stop by each office (we're about 100 or so in this location).
     
    #242 MoreCowbell, Jun 11, 2013
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    Do you also bring in puppies and ask everyone to go for a ride in your windowless van?
     
    #243 Misanthropic, Jun 11, 2013
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    SPURS!
     
    #244 Nitwit, Jun 11, 2013
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    Thoughts, anyone? Is this a parody or just a sign of the times?

     
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  6. Nitwit

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    Can't have one without the other........................



    EDIT: Sorry for the triple post in advance.
     
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  7. littlefoot789

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    So... now you can fuck her and not worry about the whole 'shitting where you eat' thing? win-win.
     
    #247 littlefoot789, Jun 12, 2013
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    Oh my god. This is a Star Wars reading by several voice actors. The first act has Darth Vader voiced as Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls and a stormtrooper as Pinky from Pinky and the Brain.

    I'm laughing so hard the neighbors are probably going to call an ambulance. Holy shit.

    Oh god...someone dubbed the voices over the actual movie. I...I can't...
     
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    A buddy from Mississippi left a message on my phone tonight:

    "Hey man I've got a bunch of TV Guides from back in the day that are autographed. What are they worth?"

    *Google "TV Guide" + "Back in the day" + "Value"*

    Google results: Are you fucking retarded?
     
    #249 toytoy88, Jun 12, 2013
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    Looks like its fire season again. Currently there are three fires burning in the front range. One in (basically) Colorado Springs, one in Rocky Mountain National Park, and one out by ADX Supermax in Canyon City.
     
    #250 toddamus, Jun 12, 2013
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    I have a question. Why do my farts smell like rotten eggs 10 minutes after eating a boiled egg? It takes about a day for food to digest. How is this smell moving so fast through me?
     
    #251 bewildered, Jun 12, 2013
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    It's almost 2, I'm drunk off Fireball and cider, and my friend fell asleep on the couch during the Mummy marathon. I'm really lonely.
     
    #252 Pussy Galore, Jun 12, 2013
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    I'm sitting here listening to an 81 year old woman crying "Mama, mama, help me mama. I hurt mama, please help me mama" in her sleep. I can't think of anything more depressing to hear.

    Please God, punch my ticket before I reach that stage.
     
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    You do know which end the food goes in, do you not?

    On a serious note - does your drinking water have a high sulfur content?
     
    #254 Misanthropic, Jun 12, 2013
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    These may be the best tits I have ever seen. I have tit (and body) envy.

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    Does this need to be spoilered? It's the WDT which I thought was just assumed to be NSFW.
     
    #255 mya, Jun 12, 2013
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    The fight with the girlfriend ended. Basically, she thought that I wasn't being honest with her and that because I have strong opinions on some things and not about others that somehow I'm being dishonest and actually have strong feelings that I'm not expressing. Anyway, shit got sorted out and it's all good. We ended up hanging out and drinking margaritas and beer last night. I'm hung over at the office this morning and have a shit load to do today. This should be fun.
     
    #256 caseykasem, Jun 12, 2013
  17. Nom Chompsky

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    Spoilers not only help people at work, but people who (for whatever reason) might not want to see NSFW content. Might as well use them, especially because it allows more people to contribute during the day.
     
    #257 Nom Chompsky, Jun 12, 2013
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    I'm not sure that the work people know, though, that hiding something in a spoiler/NSFW tag doesn't prevent it from being loaded, just from being shown. So you work people might want to think about the fact that your IT team is still seeing requests sent to whatever porn site is being linked to...
     
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  19. Rush-O-Matic

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    Although, in this case, you may be subject to mockery for watching Robin Thicke videos instead of porn. But, Mya's right, that girl is fantastic.

    NSFW video

    Someone posted her name here before, but I've forgotten it.
     
    #259 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 12, 2013
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    Wow, I have shitty female friends, relevant part starts at 4:35.

     
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