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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/7

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 7, 2013.

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  1. mya

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    Sorry guys, I didn't mean to get anybody fired. And I certainly didnt mean for that image to be front an center on a new page. I was hoping for buried about halfway down. That was my way of getting motivated to go work out, both body inspiration and a song with a really great beat for running. Her name is Emily Ratajkowski....ah to be 20 and have everything where it is supposed to be again. Although truth be told, if I think I looked like that at 20 I am just fooling myself.
     
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    Through my internet stalking I found she's from Encinitas, which really isn't too far off from our friend Wheelz.
     
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    Juicy's R&R post has to be one of the most inspiring, disturbing, hilarious things I've seen posted in there for awhile.
     
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    I was wondering if a story that end with "then we had sex in the shower" could be unsexy. And the ruling is .....yes, yes it can.
     
    #264 mya, Jun 12, 2013
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    It could be the best and worst ever R&R post at the same time.
     
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    I go with worst.
     
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    It's absolutely unbelieveable. My question is what kind of woman fucks a dude that just shit the bed? Was she not grossed out in the least? I can't speak from experience but I would think that any time shit enters the equation anything erotic is finished and cannot start for a reasonable period of time. Perhaps he's uncovered her shit fetish. And how horny do you have to be to fuck someone who just threw up for half an hour?
     
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    What, was there pudding involved too?

    YOU MAKE ME SICK
     
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    So you essentially fucked in shit, vomit, and period blood. Sounds awesome.
     
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    Im pretty sure the pooped was wiped off by the time we fucked, although her strap on got a little dirty.

    But in all seriousness, the period thing grossed me out more, and it's not like she blew me with her throw up breath or anything. Our mattress cover is ruined though.
     
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    My children's children will hear of this.
     
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    A good soldier is willing to get his sword bloody and they don't call it "earning" your red wings for nothing. I for one am shocked that the mattress cover is the only thing ruined.
     
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    I mean this just more evidence of the theory of guys: anytime anywhere, no exceptions. Sorry to say but I put this on her. Women ultimately have the final say as to if there is going to be any fucking or not. Maybe Ill sound a little like gamecock here but if there is any shred of decency left in this country (or world), you'd think not fucking your boyfriend after he shit the bed and you puked for half an hour would be it. She really should have corrected him and said "No Juice! BAD BAD BAAAAD JUICE. No fucking for you." Then rubbed his nose in it.
     
    #274 Kubla Kahn, Jun 12, 2013
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    Mattress cover? I'd move, burn the house to cinders, and then salt the earth where it stood.
     
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    I told my friends the story and they don't believe it happened, so please tell me you had the foresight to snap at least one picture. please.
     
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    I took a picture of my boxer briefs in the trash to send to a buddy. if you really want it, I'll PM it to you.

    No shame, fuck y'all.
     
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    Oh sure, awesome tots must be hidden behind nsfw tags, but that shower scene that cj posted is just fine. I call shenanigans.

    And from a female perspective, no way would sex occur. In fact I may have packed up for a hotel at the mere suggestion. And I'm in healthcare and don't gross out easily
     
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