I've got a cousin on my dad's side getting married next month (which reminds me, I still need to buy plane tickets), plus one cousin from each side getting married next year. And that's just the ones that are planned, there could be 1 or 2 more being announced soon enough. The one on my mom's side isn't going to be so bad, but my dad's side is Italian, so weddings can be a huge deal where everyone needs to get invited. My mom's learned her lesson about this stuff, though. The last time she mentioned anything about grandkids was about 2 weeks before me and my girlfriend broke up. It won't stop a few of my aunts from being nosey, however.
Sure she is! Side note: it's surprising how few quality pictures of cross-eyed people Google Images can come up with.
Hold on a second. This seems to be a recurring problem for you. It wasn't that long ago you were posting about clinging your butt cheeks together mid stroke in a JO session. Why are your bowels so loose? I can't help but guess that your girlfriend found your he-man spot. I read your R&R post like you were thinking, "I'm too lazy to get up and take a dump right now. Maybe if I fart I can delay it awhile." Or are you just in perpetual danger of detonation? I will never be able to shake the image of you scrubbing feces off your back while simultaneously coming to the realization that your dick is covered in blood.
Gluten, the silent killer. And guys, seriously, why is no one giving him more shit about being afraid of period sex? I mean, he's not 18 with his first girl, he's presumably in his late 20's.
I can personally attest that there are few things that will fuck your shit up during sex (pun intended) than suddenly having to take a dump. No, I never sharted while fucking, but I do know that during orgasm, your anus has spasms, and that can lead to leakage. (look it up if you don't believe me) There have been a couple of times when nature called out of the blue while I was in mid-coitus, and I just had to quit and make up some kind of excuse about why I couldn't go on. I'd rather be "the guy that left her hanging" than "the guy that shit on her as he came." In case you're curious, no, none of those relationships progressed any further.
I'm craving chips and salsa like crazy right now. Even after reading all about Juice's poopy period sex.
I've only heard of these sex fiend nymphomaniacs girls that fuck on their period here on the inter webs. Most, as in all, of the girls Ive been with said they felt too gross to even think about having sex and preferred just to give head to tide me over until their snatches weren't bleeding and smelling of coagulated blood. Pile on the judgement like only this place knows how but I'll just wait a few days thank you.
Well, are you talking about hook ups or relationships? I should clarify that I totally understand why you wouldn't want to fuck a random or a hookup on their period, but with a longterm gf? Really?
Yeah, exactly. I understand women are bloated and feel less sexy (stupid society) so they wouldn't want to have sex with a guy they aren't very comfortable with, but with a long term relationship it seems like it's par for the course.
What are these "long term relationships" you keep referring to? I thought the reason we were all here is because we couldn't function in the real world and have to turn to the internet for friendship?
Yep. Since I'm on the younger side, the girls I've dated have been too. In general, their previous boyfriends were weirded out by the idea, so they didn't. But when you mention that it doesn't really bother you, the typical response seems to be that (1) they're kinda impressed that you aren't being a baby about it, (2) they're excited because now they get to fuck all the time, and (3) they want to fuck the shit out of you because they're extra horny.
I don't really think it's society that's making girls shy about having period sex. it might be something else.