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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/7

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 7, 2013.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    If you want to wait a few days, wait a few days. Or just fool around or whatever. Or have her fuck you with a strapon, however you get your jollies.

    If she's only in town for a couple nights though, I say play through it.
     
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    Dude, just a long term relationship. You know, like when a girl touches your arm one time and you steal her underwear and smell it while masturbating.
     
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    ...go on...
     
  4. MoreCowbell

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    Well the penis might break the magic seal and then all of a sudden it's elevator-scene-in-the-Shining, you see.
     
  5. toytoy88

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    What the fucking fuck?

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    Suck my dick Dishnet.
     
  6. Kubla Kahn

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    Arm touching? I just thought it meant breaking into their house when they're at work and huffing their dirty panties until you pass out.
     
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    Don't forget about tying their used nylons around your neck. It's a key component most people forget about in the heat of a good panty sniffing session.

    Show of hands, who has actually ever stolen something of a girl's as a sort of sick trophy you stuff in the back of your sock drawer?
     
  8. Kubla Kahn

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    I have three pair of panties, the Pièce de résistance, being the girls panties I lost my virginity to. I might have that sumbitch framed. None stolen though all subtly left by the girls who wore them. They all do reside in the back of a sock drawer.
     
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    Never stole any, but I did have countless panties and/or bras left in my hotel room and car. I always wondered how the fuck someone could forget to put their undies on.

    I always just threw them away, because what the fuck use do I have of used women's underwear?
     
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Get that Etsy shop off the ground?
     
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    Wait...are you saying that you lost your virginity to multiple girls? Or are you saying that you lost your virginity to a girl's pair of panties?
     
  12. Kubla Kahn

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    Can't it be both?
     
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    Oh, there's gotta be some creep willing to pay a premium for it on craigslist.
     
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    Hmmmm, I wonder why you would say that.....
     
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    We're talking 20-30 years ago folks. Nowadays they'd be leaving adult diapers in my car and I doubt anyone is kinky enough to want that shit.
     
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    I never knew you to be so adorably naive, but, here we are.
     
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    There's no need for trophies anymore with Facebook. Now you can look up your exes to see if they got fat, and masturbate to their beach photos if they aren't.
     
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    I can get you a pair if you like, no need to beat around the bush. Whatever floats your boat.
     
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    Can't it be both?
     
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    Is it SHIT or is it a HIT? Post your new music on the drunk thread and get it rated as shit or hit on a scale of one to ten in its respected genre.



    Bonus:

     
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