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Weekend Drunk Thread, 6/7

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jun 7, 2013.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    For God's sake, you tell them over and over not to shit in the pool. You explain rationally why it's wrong to shit in the pool. And what do they do? Shit in the pool.
     
  2. toddamus

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    I can't say if either song is crap or not because I didn't care to listen them. I can say however your post was shit.
     
  3. StayFrosty

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    The last three pages of this thread had me cracking up, but this is the best post of the thread.
     
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    Laugh at me if its funny or laugh with me when it's fun.

    Either way, I'm the reason you're smilin' and I'm fine with that.
     
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    Don't ever question honor among thieves.......
     
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    Man, fuck hockey. Stupid sport.
     
  8. Backroom

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    Hockey is the best.
     
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    I've been awake for just shy of 36 hours. I would be sleeping right now, but the Red Bull that got me through work, bless it's chemical properties, is not quite ready to fuck off and let me crash into a peaceful coma.
     
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    You sound like a middle-aged southern man who just tried to unsuccessfully hit on a group of HB10's in Vegas and got shot down amidst gales of laughter. Stung by the rejection but still desperately hoping to redeem yourself in their eyes, you pretend that you're just all about the laughs, darlin'. So you earnestly trot out studied lines like the above in order to convince everyone (and yourself) with your forced jocularity that you've accomplished the social interaction you had in mind when you began this crappy approach to "conversation."

    In this analogy, a bunch of Internet weirdos on a message board that had its genesis in Tucker fucking Max are the HB10's. You are the equivalent of an unfunny Milly with even less self-awareness.

    Also, for reference: I'm not smiling or laughing (I know, I know...you're shocked).

    Here's a music video to explain how I feel about this entire thing:
    Go fuck yourself
     
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    I'm fucking exhausted from watching that. I can't imagine what the release must be like for Crawford, and for Rask. Just a ridiculous game. Thank god they have 2 days before Game 2. Just a slugfest with saves on saves.
     
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    Honestly, I bitch (silently to myself) when my beer leagues games go to OT. To play as long as they did is absolutely brutal on the legs. I played on Monday and faced ~40 shots. The next day sucked. I can't imagine how exhausted they must be. No amount of training can prepare you for that.
    I also admire how both goalies played in the overtimes. When you get that tired its easy to get sloppy with technique and shit the bed on a save and thats it. Both guys played great and had a ton of battle in them.
     
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    I was just listening to some music, Pinky........<a class="postlink" href="http://grooveshark.com/#!/search?q=jesters+dreamers+and+thieves" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://grooveshark.com/#!/search?q=jest ... nd+thieves</a>


    The quote is at 3:25 into the song.
     
  14. Pinkcup

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    Likelihood that anyone other than yourself will click that link and resist the urge to strangle themselves for 3:25 minutes in order to receive the cryptic message you're trying to convey: zero.

    Contrast:



    Feel free to look at it for 3:25 or until you've figured out what I'm trying to say.
     

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    Geez.

    It was a simple quote from a song.

    Why are you so feisty with me all the time?

    Just ignore me; you'll be fine.
     
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    Most normal human beings are eloquent enough to say what they mean without having to resort to having someone else say it for them. Even an idiot can gurgle and make loud noises to voice their displeasure, which seems to be something you are unable to do on your own.

    I salute you on your stupidity, because your ignorance actually made my brain hurt. It takes a rare, truly stupid person to do that.
     
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    Don't listen to Pinkcup. She doesn't have what you need.

     

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    Why do y'all have such a problem with Nitwit? You don't have to click on his youtube links. You can see what they are.
    He isn't doing anything that any other members of this board haven't done before.

    Just to piss all of you haters off, here's some hairy pussy shots:

    Fuck you. Made you look.
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    Fuck you. Made you look.
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    And here's some good music:

     
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    I've collected the occasional panty or bra that got left behind, but I've never actively hid or stolen them. They're in an old box in the closet with garters from highschool proms and such.

    What I do tend to end with a shitload of though, is girls' hair stuff getting left behind. Scrunchies, clips, ties, etc.
     
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    So many bobby pins. I've become a bit of a neat freak so I can usually spot these unwanted leftovers sitting around, but every now and again I find them left in ridiculous place, like on top of the blade of my ceiling fan once. I don't use the ceiling fan so that makes it slightly more plausible but I think women intentionally leave them to mark their territory and scare off other women.
     
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