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Weekend Drunk Thread 9/14/12-9/16/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 14, 2012.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    If midget no bang
    Despite effort great by me
    Forty plus will do
     
    #181 The Village Idiot, Sep 15, 2012
  2. JoeCanada

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    I am Gravy. Dance!
    Dance for pizza, you monkeys!
    I am an adult.


    Don't worry, I've only had one beer, these will get better.
     
    #182 JoeCanada, Sep 15, 2012
  3. Gravy

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    They don't have to be. I'm half-expecting Nom to post something Bollingen worthy.

    Also, I would probably order you a pizza simply out of sympathy for the day you have had. Or wine delivery? That might be more helpful.
     
    #183 Gravy, Sep 15, 2012
  4. The Skirt

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    Gravy, why did you
    define Haiku? When I know
    how to Google shit.

    (oh, Parker...)
    (my degree in English Writing is FINALLY paying off!!!)
     
    #184 The Skirt, Sep 15, 2012
  5. Rumble

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    Do you know what is cool? When you start digging a new band and you check out their website and find out that they are playing your city in two days! It's kind of like the universe is throwing you a bone, it's awesome. The funnies thing is that I REALLY tried to not like these guys. I wanted to hate them for being hipster scum... it was futile.

     
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  6. Gravy

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    Beer is a good start.
    Might switch to whiskey though, Joe.
    Maybe Everclear.
     
    #186 Gravy, Sep 15, 2012
  7. Gravy

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    One measly pizza,
    A lifetime of ridicule,
    It's really a wash.
     
    #187 Gravy, Sep 15, 2012
  8. Gravy

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    Try harder fuckers.
    I can't win my own contest.
    I need real life friends.
     
    #188 Gravy, Sep 15, 2012
  9. mya

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    Tell us your new job
    I prefer haiku format
    The challenge begins
     
    #189 mya, Sep 15, 2012
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    Pinkcup is pro choice
    Her vagina is her voice
    To speak her views moist
     
    #190 Nitwit, Sep 15, 2012
  11. The Skirt

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    A pizza from you?
    A boon for my State degree.
    Seriously dude.
     
    #191 The Skirt, Sep 15, 2012
  12. JoeCanada

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    Hahaha, Gravy.
    What a hilarious guy.
    I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING PIZZA ANYWAY, YOU ASSHOLE!
     
    #192 JoeCanada, Sep 15, 2012
  13. Gravy

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    Language Arts Teacher
    Three weeks and I'm cynical.
    Hurry the fuck up, May.

    Never teach English.
    Especially in your state
    They hate book learnin'
     
    #193 Gravy, Sep 15, 2012
  14. mya

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    (pssst...joe....you fucked up that last line)
     
    #194 mya, Sep 15, 2012
  15. The Skirt

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    Fuck teachin' writin'.
    OK kids suck as bad as
    their inbred parents.
     
    #195 The Skirt, Sep 15, 2012
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    Freecorps pumps his knads
    bleeding more than maxi pads
    AIDS to all young lads
     
    #196 Nitwit, Sep 15, 2012
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    Poetry not cool.
    This is a fucking drunk thread.
    Attention Whore...out.
     
    #197 Crown Royal, Sep 15, 2012
  18. Gravy

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    Shit talking is great
    Proper spelling is better
    Don't be a nitwit.
     
    #198 Gravy, Sep 15, 2012
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    I don't always post.
    But when I do, I prefer
    To post when I'm drunk.
     
    #199 NatCH, Sep 15, 2012
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    Why go to Denver, when there's a perfectly fine, stylish and single plastic surgeon in Chicago for all your labial needs, if you know what I'm sayin, ladies....

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    #200 downndirty, Sep 15, 2012
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