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Weekend Drunk Thread 9/14/12-9/16/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 14, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    Moderately Gender Fluid

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  2. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I still don't understand
    how haikus are different
    from sentences.
     
    #262 dubyu tee eff, Sep 16, 2012
  3. Pinkcup

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    Much you do not know
    For example, how to make
    Your girlfriend orgasm.




    (jk, I luv you dude)
     
    #263 Pinkcup, Sep 16, 2012
  4. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    This much I do know
    you want a piece of
    her sweet ass. Admit it already.
     
    #264 dubyu tee eff, Sep 16, 2012
  5. Pinkcup

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    Goddammit, The Dude!
    You made me miscount my words
    I am ashamed, board.



    I am seriously tempted to let The Dude start posting his stupid ass haikus in here right now. He is distracting me with his terrible wordcraft.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha EDIT:

    My girlfriend--gassy
    Disturbing odors, noxious
    Need new lady friend.
     
    #265 Pinkcup, Sep 16, 2012
  6. dubyu tee eff

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    Has anyone else's
    internal monologue
    become haiku'esque?
     
    #266 dubyu tee eff, Sep 16, 2012
  7. Pinkcup

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    Sir, I admit it.
    Only our friendship kept me
    From tapping your bride.

    My tongue is long, quick
    My experience level?
    Pussy Wizard 9.

    Give her ten minutes
    In my company. You'll find
    Yourself girlfriend-less.
     
    #267 Pinkcup, Sep 16, 2012
  8. Gravy

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    Don't fight it dubyu
    Pinkcup will surely have her
    It is when, not if.

    Hope for pics and vids
    Then you can at least jerk it
    Using tears as lube.
     
    #268 Gravy, Sep 16, 2012
  9. dubyu tee eff

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    We hate white people,
    this fact you have neglected.
    Die honky die.
     
    #269 dubyu tee eff, Sep 16, 2012
  10. Danger Boy

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    I imagine a
    Woman's voice and loud farts when
    Reading Pinkcup's posts
     
    #270 Danger Boy, Sep 16, 2012
  11. dubyu tee eff

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    You should meet her, dude.
    A woman's voice; a man's farts.
    Both are very merciless.
     
    #271 dubyu tee eff, Sep 16, 2012
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    Food porn you ask for?
    Bacon surprise I'll give you
    Meat hard-on, you'll have.




    All of these items
    Made by my friends and myself
    Meat party we had
     

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    #272 jdoogie, Sep 16, 2012
  13. Binary

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    Of all types of poems, for me,
    A haiku's not open and free.
    Let's add to the mix,
    For giggles and kicks,
    Some limericks composed with great glee.
     
    #273 Binary, Sep 16, 2012
  14. Parker

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    Just saw boobie thread
    Is off the first page again
    Step it up ladies
     
    #274 Parker, Sep 16, 2012
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    Need good pumpkin ale
    in Dallas I cannot find
    Sam adams is gross.

    Seriously though. If Blue Moon pumpkin ale is the best around here... I am saddened.
     
    #275 anteater, Sep 16, 2012
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    There once was a lawyer named Sack
    Who hated anyone black.
    He had bigoted views,
    Especially for Jews,
    But he really didn't know jack.
     
    #276 lust4life, Sep 16, 2012
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    Toward limerick, lust4life rushes
    But a silence falls over the lushes.
    We're just scheming of ways
    To incorp'rate the phrase
    "Ballsack rapes other men with hairbrushes."
     
    #277 NatCH, Sep 16, 2012
  18. Pinkcup

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    A deep v-neck tee,
    Delicate hands, short stature,
    Hard nips. Meet dubya.

    Compelled to clean house,
    Soft-spoken like a wee mouse
    Yeah, that's dubyatee.

    We can speak of farts,
    Or we can speak of his girl.
    Your choice, gentlemen.
     
    #278 Pinkcup, Sep 16, 2012
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    Blood starts to rush to our dicks,
    When Pinkcup describes the vaginas she licks.
    Then usually she'll start,
    Describing her farts.
    Mental pictures that therapy won't fix.
     
    #279 Danger Boy, Sep 16, 2012
  20. Pinkcup

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    I genuinely love to kill boners, you see
    Nothing else can put a smile on me!
    So I post some ass
    Then talk about gas
    And all the suddenly-limp dicks fill me with glee.
     
    #280 Pinkcup, Sep 16, 2012
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