Those white dome structures in the background... How the hell did those filthy hippies end up on Tattooine?!? Uncle Owen is throwing a rager.
Wait, so we're just picking some hypothetical ages as a thought experiment, or we're supposed to pick actual people we know whose ages add up to 110? Because there's a woman who used to do HR work for my company who has teenaged grandchildren but an absolutely fantastic body, so I'm picking her as one of them even though I don't know her actual age; I'm guessing early 60s. So if she's 63, then I have to find someone else who's 47, which I think is pretty doable. Now if we're just talking as a thought experiment, then I'm going with 35 and 75. To the best of my knowledge 35 is around the peak of the mix of your average woman's looks/sexual prowess, and being able to say I fucked a 75 year old would make a good story. So it's a win-win as far as I'm concerned.
I would take the woman in the black dress out for a nice dinner. Focus: I like gin, but is there a good mixer other than tonic or vermouth? I tried a gin gimlet once, and it tasted like I sprayed a cupcake with cologne.
Fair enough, but what type of juice is Snoop Lion referring to? I've heard everything from orange juice to grape juice.
Its the weekend after a really long, annoying week of work...and I have the worst week-long zit I've had since I was 17. Very funny universe, fucking hysterical.
The former. You have to have sex with two people and their ages add up to 110. How old are they each? They are not celebrities. That's it. So your latter answer works.
I would like to do the festival thing once, but Burning Man sounds like my idea of Hell. And I hang out with a lot of people that either love Burning Man or the idea of Burning Man and want to go one day, but I can only tolerate them for a very short amount of time once they get all BurningManesque on me. I think it reminds me way too much of being a teenager. What makes an Octoberfest brew Octoberfesty? I have a clear idea of what winter or summer brews are, but I can't place what makes it Octoberfest-like.
Seltzer water. Half a lime. Grapefruit juice. If you're going to make a martini, you need good gin. Hendrick's or Sapphire. 4-1 ratio of gin/vermouth. Lots of ice and stir everything together until it's ice cold. Then strain it into a chilled martini glass. This is possibly the only drink that requires a garnish. Some like olives, I recommend a cucumber. Try lining the glass with wafer thin slices. Come on, even The Prince drinks 'em like that. Caramel malted barley (toasted barley). Basically it's a very amber style beer that tastes like, modestly, sweet cereal. <a class="postlink" href="http://beeradvocate.com/articles/254" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://beeradvocate.com/articles/254</a> Paulaner and Hacker-Pschorr make the best. Spaten is very respectable. Everyone seems to like Sam Adams, and well, they do a decent one for Amurikans, it's just not the same. These Bavarian guys have been doing it for centuries. I'm sure we could make an argument for terroir concerning this style. Note, Red Robin makes a milkshake with the Sam Adams Oktoberfest. I want so very badly and those asswipes don't even have a location near here. (I sound like a twat here, but I takes my liquor seriously. Now pass the Carlo Rossi jug.)
Burning man is for people that don't have the word "deodorant" in their vocabulary. Even with the amount of soft drugs that they have that I would enjoy, but I think I would have more fun hammering nails into my eyes. As for Oktoberfest, we have the biggest one on this side of the globe in Kitchener, an hour down the road. I can't remember what they served, but I remember when they hammered that tap into the cask for the open ceremony. Shit shot out fifteen feet. German beer is BALLSY. It bites like a wolverine, some of the strong ones I plain don't like. Mild and medium ones are incredible.
I'm drinking wine b/c this week sucked and I'm in denial about what's happening in the next 2 weeks. Burning Man...I have a few friends who go every year. Looks like it might be fun.
Jesus, The Twilight Zone is the greatest TV show ever. Five decades old and in B&W and hasn't aged a DAY. "Walking Distance" has to be the most touching half hour of TV ever written.
Yeah, that is an awesome episode. I can't even pick a favorite as there are to many great ones. Rod Serling was an absolute genius.
I think I mentioned before "The Eye of the Beholder" is without a doubt my top one. No question. It was so different from anything else, and only Serling could pull that off. Every "twist" ending uses it as a touchstone, I was knocked out the first time I watched it. On that show, he didn't care if the good guys won or not. They lost often, and HARD. Serling could scare the living shit out of you while making your brain neurons explode like fireworks. Smart scares are something that hardly else could do.
This is some bullshit. At the airport to fly up to visit two of my beest friends for the weekend. Flighht is delayed. Normally that just means sit at the bar and drink. Except this airport is essentially closed. and has been since 5 pm (in california). And when I ssay essentially I mean every store, stand and anything else they have is empty. Most un-american thing I've ever seen.