Next time you come to the States you need to meet up with someone here that knows beer. With your love of Blue Moon (which is maybe average for its style) I have a feeling we could knock you on your ass with some of the strong IPAs and Barrel Aged Stouts.
I'M GOING TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN COLBERT REPORT. That's cool and all but I'M GOING TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN COLBERT REPORT THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION. I've been trying to do this for three years. I might as well go big or go home. I have never once gotten tickets of my own, but last time I got this extra ticket to The Daily Show some guy on the internet was offering and I figured "Why not? I don't think one can get murderaped at The Daily Show" and he told me he was going to get on line early and I'd meet him there after my internship but he only got there a few minutes before I did and we were totally doomed because they oversell the tickets and we had zero hope of actually getting inside. But that guy was an idiot - I had to explain to him how John Stewart was just joking in an episode a few weeks earlier when he said he lived in a house made out of candy - and I have a bit more faith in my dad knowing how it's done, seeing as how this would be his third or fourth time going. I'm so excited.
I cam across this for the first time today, and even though it's old, I felt compelled to share it for the people who might not have seen it yet. The fact that he doesn't take himself seriously is why T-Pain is one of my favorite famous people.
Your honour, I want to state on the record that this is offically A Thing That Was Said. I have gooten up from my chair, walked three feet to the left where there is room on the floor, and rolled around clutching my ribs with laughter. I typed this after I cleared the tears away.
Is there such a thing as being paid to post comments on blogs and message boards? I was accused of such for disagreeing in the middle of an echo chamber, is it paranoia or real? Pardon my ignorance but if there is, then how do you sign up for that gig?
What message board would pay for brain farts? There isn't a better message board on the internet than this place, and I've only made money off it by whoring myself to the more desperate board members. I have never heard of this thing of which you speak. Even a writer or commentor on even super-popular sites like The Phat Phree you didn't get paid. They got 100,000 hits a day and three people made money off it.
This actually isn't quite right. If you're actually interested, I can go into it more, but long story short I've been basically paid to post comments on blogs and messageboards before.
I really hate having homework due on Friday at midnight. I'm not near smart enough to get anything done beforehand so I just fuck up my entire Friday. I spend the majority of the afternoon chastising myself for not getting it done. Then I fall into pure self-loathing for a bit until the clock strikes a magic number and the stress factor is high enough to jump-start my give-a-shitter. Also, it's sort of annoying to know that whatever I shit out in the last hour without doing the reading will earn the same grade as if I did all the reading earlier in the week and put more of an hour of effort into the paper. Not annoying enough to make me want to be at one of y'all's smart people schools or anything like that, but still sort of annoying.
BLAH BLAH BLAH this place has lost its edge BLAH BLAH BLAH miss the RMMB fuck yeah gorilla suits BLAH BLAH BLAH you pussies can't party like me BLAH BLAH BLAH I am empty husk
Ladies and Gentlemen (attention whores and socially inept tool-bags) I AM BACK!!!! It's not that I haven't been drunk for the past few weekends - because I have. But my f-ing computer shit the bed and I've been sans an easy way to share my inebriation with ya'll. I love my Samsung Galaxy SIII, but it's a pain in the ass to access this website with it. So. New laptop, but the same old vodka loving Skirt, here to hang out! Let's talk about the awesomeness of us and booze in celebration of my re-found connectivity.
Well just spent my Friday night watching The Raid: Redemption and damn that movie was good. I don't miss a year listening to hype for a movie that eventually sucked. This place is like RMMBs older brother who grew a little wiser and more distinguished.
Wait, shit, I didn't even think of that. Let me see if I can find my camera. Actually, now that I am thinking about it considering this week's WDT theme I probably should have said legs or GTFO. Edit: Ok, Dick pics sent. Thanks for reminding me Nom.
I miss the traffic of the RMMB. Threads had LOTS of opinions and thousands and thousands of views. However, with more people comes more personalities, good and bad. And those nincompoop wannabes that posted like fake-cool mysogynists I do not miss one little bit. I just wish I was there sooner. I missed all of the really awesome shit: Cloud Starchaser, John Fitzgerald Paige, all of the famous shit. I joined right around the time of the "Red High Heel"s debacle. That was still the funniest shit I read on that site. The most toxically vicious insult fest I have ever read, and it's gone. I find people get along a lot better on this site, and see eye-to-eye a lot better. Of course, there are our share of ticks but on this site you will find no coloured text, abbreviations, political flame wars and people having e-tough pissing contests.