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Weekend Drunk Thread 9/14/12-9/16/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 14, 2012.

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  1. The Skirt

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    I need your "proper internet welcome" like I need a dick in my ear: Sure it's interesting, but it's nowhere near necessary. Or appropriate. You've been around awhile. I've been around a while. Go look at my boobs and let's play nice.
     
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    Tonight has been a failure. Talked to 3 different groups of friends about going out tonight, setting up back-ups to back-ups. Everyone got out a bit earlier than me because I wanted to workout and cut my hair. Waiting to hear back from them on what we were going to do about food. Got dressed to go out, and got no response. Left my house thinking "Oh halfway there, they'll get back to me." Took a 15 minute train ride, waited for a bus for 10 minutes, walked back to the train...nothing. Got on the train back home. Nothing. I get back home. One of them blows me off, one of them finally gets back to me talking about how she's with a group of dudes, and the other one is total MIA. I ordered 15 boneless chicken wings, fries and lemonade. Fuck it, I'm salvaging this night. I knew I should have gone right after work to pick-up Madden.

    Oh and I forgot to answer my own focus. I'd go 45 and 65 years old. Hopefully both these chicks would have been in good health, never had children, and stayed in some relative shape. I wouldn't drink much for the 45 year old, but for the 65 year old I'd get shitfaced.

    Also, ever since I posted my "Hey if we really want people to post more here, we shouldn't jump down their assholes for their first few posts" rant in the WDT that lasted too long and it seems like more new people have been posting. I green them everytime I see one just to keep them from fading back to lurking.
     
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm with you...


    And you've lost me. This sounds like a success to me.
     
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    Does this actually still happen? I should hope not. It happened on the RMMB alot. I remember getting banned my first week because I called Lalor (poopouri) a fucking twat because I apperently knew nothing before I joined there. I wasn't in the mood to lurk when I joined, and that generated a lot of hate. I don't know much of new people getting attacked here. Except poolsclosed or Mily. But they're mentally challenged.
     
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    Ditto. Although, where are you getting your wings from? Most reputable places offer them in increments of 6, 12, 18, 24... 15 is kind of a sketch number for food.
     
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    Also they better had been spicy or we are no longer friends.
     
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    Wait, wait, wait... There's a focus?






    You're selling penis mightiers?
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    My town sucks for wings with few good places. The good places (see: expensive) sell them by the pound here.
     
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    I am definitely surprised he doesn't order 12 and jerk off on them because it is Tom Brady's number. Then eat his Tom Brady specials.
     
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    "Wait, I don't remember ordering ranch dressing with these."
     
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    Wait, I was mad at this, and then I went back to look at my bank account and saw $550 was transferred to my bank account that I snatched from your greasy, greasy hands last January. Stop being a bitter bastard, go back to loving your QB that looks like he has down syndrome.

    Nom, I went half Spicy half BBQ. I have hot sauce I put on in addition to both anyway, so they're still pretty hot. Then dip that shit in ranch dressing. Yeah, 15 is an odd number, but its boneless wings so I'm not mad. Ordered them from Papa Ray's Pizza and BBQ. Coincidentally, Papa Ray is what zyron's girl calls me when I put on black sunglasses and fuck her while playing the piano.

    I also learned that GrubHub is fucking robbery, on their site this place had a $20 minimum and $3delivery charge. Went directly to the the website, if you order online, delivery is free and the minimum is $12. Now I settle into the itis, and I will be going to bed.
     
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    Well, I had a good FWB relationship end tonight. It sucks because the sex was great and we enjoyed each other's company, but she had apparently developed feelings a while back and it kinda came out today. While it at least ended well, I'm sad that I'm the cause of her feeling hurt. I wish I could do more, but I think it was for the best. C'est la vie.
     
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    Quit being coy. She asked you to impregnate her didn't she?
     
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    Is she going to stop posting here?
     
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    DRAMA!
     
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    Don't make me post my Brady folder.
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    Holy shit, I used to order from them all the time. I wonder how much money I was cheated out of.
     
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    Totally didn't eat enough today. Maybe this beer and moon pie will make it all better?
     
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    12 hours from now

     
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    Shut up voice of reason!



    I wanna have a bubble bath in the front hard (typo and it stays).
     
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