Females - Helen Mirren and Jennifer Aniston. I'll have to think about males. Men - Chris helmsworth and Robert Duvall.
Speaking of legs, Jennifer Anniston has the best legs I think I have ever "seen" You guys don't have it too bad, I think these could be done without much shame or booze Michelle Pffiefer and Iman Sela Ward and Sharon Stone
It probably makes me a gross person, but I always wonder at these celebs with gorgeous faces (plastic surgery and makeup, helllooooo) who are also super in shape. I wonder about the state of their vaginas. And then I think yeah, I may not be as hot as you are when I'm 70, but I bet our giners will look the same!!
I don't know, I hear there is plastic surgery for the giner now too. If you are tweaking the face, may as well get a labiaplasty too.
Oh bewildered, when compared to celebrities we can fail as women is so many ways. I would hate to not point all of them out.
Hey, I make him a sandwich after sex and get on my hands and knees to scrub the grout. I think I'm doing pret-ty good as a woman.
That's a strange post-coital ritual. I would feel so awkward in your kitchen. I would go all sherlock holmes and be like "only a quarter loaf of bread....immaculate floor conditions....funny gait....BY GOD WATSON!"
Doesn't being on your hands and knees post coitus just create a never ending cycle of sex? I know it would in my house. It's hard to resist a bare ass in the air, even if she is scrubbing the grout.
On Sharon Stone, I had a massive thing for her as a teenager. Basic Instinct was insane. Even back then I knew that was one dangerous woman. She's still pretty damn good looking with all those face lifts and the bolt ons. Michelle Pfeiffer is the devil because she has not aged in 20 years. Double Dog Dare you to prove me wrong. Since we're on the topic of the older gals, Hello thar, Morgan Fairchild. That look. She knows things.
We are heading out to some friends' house tonight for a party. One of my husband's friend just walked out on his wife of 18 years (and his children) for a woman he met through WoW--who left her husband and kids in CA. Supposedly they recently got back together, but at a guys' night the other day he told them that they were completely over (him and his wife). Here's the thing. I don't know if he told his wife yet. He is completely the kind of guy that would tell his friends before his wife. I haven't said anything to her because I don't want to be the one to spill the beans if she doesn't know. We're wondering if he'll be there tonight--with the new lady. And, it is so hard to adopt a dog! We did not get that dog I posted last week. We were the second application and the Humane Society called and said something like "adopted to a good home", "loving family", etc. Whatever. We are looking for a puppy because we have two cats and one is kind of neurotic and would probably have diarrhea for a year if we introduced a full grown dog into the family. We thought smaller would be better. So we have applications in at a bunch of rescue places. So we shall see. We are even willing to drive. Why won't these people just recognize how awesome we are? Everyone else does. On an up-note, I am finally getting used to the new car and don't accidentally turn the wipers on when I need the headlights. My husband keeps saying something about "reading the directions", but I'd much rather hit buttons randomly and then get frustrated when it doesn't do what I want. He acts like I'm doing it wrong or something. Have a good night everybody! (How do you follow a post about labiaplasty?)
Well, thank you, Dr. Fandan (the highest rated women's plastic surgeon in Denver), for these wonderful shots. Before: [rnsfw][/rnsfw] After: [rnsfw][/rnsfw]
HEY EVERYONE I SAID NO CELEBRITIES! YOU CAN'T USE CELEBRITIES TO JUSTIFY YOUR ANSWERS TO THE ALT FOCUS! THAT IS THE POINT! THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT A FUN THOUGHT EXERCISE! And yes, it is much easier for women. No no no. That thread was doing great for like 10 pages. Then I jumped in, bored at work, with all these questions/ideas bouncing around my head and jumped into the paleo debate. I think it was my fault that thread went from "Wow, I can't believe we're having such straight discussion without stupid shit" to "oh god, not again." It didn't go completely off the rails, but I did raise the emotion level quite a bit. For that I am sorry. But I do agree mods should toss out more threads per day. No reason to let so many sit and die in the suggestions threads. If 2-3 came out per day, the dumb ones die, and the others come back up. Also, the thing that pissed be off the most about the RMMB was the absolute unbridled rage if someone pulled up an old thread (over 30 days old). If we have a great thread, and lo and behold have 20 new members register, fuck, they should be able to toss their 2 cents in. I don't know if we've been holding that rule, but I feel like it could have been grandfathered in. Maybe its a general message board rule, I don't know, the RMMB and this are the only ones I ever signed up for. Either way, let that rule die. D26 nailed it on the head. Politics isn't going to fly. Certain debates are pretty silly unless action can immediately follow it. Having a debate about what to have for dinner doesn't make sense unless you can actually go out and order dinner. No one is changing anyone else's views or votes on this board.
So does this mean a drunken G+ Hangout on the subject? I can almost see the impending chaos. Is it wrong that that is at least interesting to me? ... or any Drunken G+ Hangout? I wish I could drink during these things but drinking at 6am is a bit frowned upon, more so when you cannot buy beer legally in this fucking piss-stain country on a Sunday. What kind of fucking barbarism is this where we live in a world where a dude can't buy a beer (or fifty) on a Sunday and get cross-eyed drunk??!! Also, Arsenal walloped Southampton 6-1 earlier. It doesn't make up for the unavailability of beer on Sundays, though...
But where is the fun in that debating it on a message board? If I said I wanted to have a threesome with my friend Molly's dad and next door neighbor, it would lack all context.
Am I the only one who thinks she is old-school (Hepburn) sexy because her style is understated and she's not making an "AWWUWUWHGGGHGHG" face while pretending to fellate a popsicle for Maxim while wearing a band of toilet paper? She's like the anti-Megan Fox.
Yes, I think she is smart sexy. For some reason it is hard for me to see adult actors as anything but children after their famous roles as child stars, but she has very gracefully filled in as a woman. She IS a woman, not trying to act like a woman. If that makes any sense.
I agree with Mya, so my two celebrities would be Susan Sarandon (65) and Salma Hayak (45). Edit: Apparently Salma turned 46 last Monday, but that's close enough that I'm still counting her.