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Weekend Drunk Thread 9/14/12-9/16/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 14, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    I hear ya, Shirley Temple doesn't look a day over 10.

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  2. Dcc001

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    The funny thing, regarding politics, is that over on instrength there's a U.S. election thread where the politics of the day can be discussed and debated. It moderates itself great, and it's a really interesting discussion.

    No way could this place handle it. Some of the silly threads have to get locked because it devolves into a back-and-forth. Personally, I think an election thread would be great but I just can't justify the shitshow it would no doubt spin into.
     
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    FTFY. I've seen the amount of self-proclaimed geniuses we have on this board, being a genius myself. Shit would end bad.

    Beating Liverpool felt better. This one wasn't really fair.
     
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    Music please:

     
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  5. Nitwit

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    A thread like that may be the most interesting thing to happen to this place since Tucker dropped it dead.

    My Dad always said, "Son, never talk about politics or religion."

    Edit: My dad was not in marketing. Ahem.
     
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    Music please;

     
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    I actually have no idea how anyone, anywhere, who was not divorced from the topic, has ever produced a cogent thought in the area of politics or religion.

    It will be an epic argument. No one will convince anyone of anything even in the face of indisputable logic and/or fact. My prediction is someone will die. Literally die at the hands of another.

    That being said, Ballsack. Politics.
     
  8. Nitwit

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    Yea, that.

    It could change the face of history! Right here, on the idiot board.
     
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    No because it makes it harder. Let's say you were kidnapped, and you had to do this to get out of the situation. You had to pick two ages, sight unseen. Celebrities make it easy to picture. Because if you cut out the celebrity, you have to 1) stop yourself from picturing your parents 2) start the actual debate. Do I want two meh sex sessions with 55 year olds. Do I want one great session with a hot 22 year old and one terrible sessions with a 88 year old? How will you balance it?

    When you add celebrities it just is too easy. Don't be pussies.

    Alt-Focus #2: Would you rather "Have sex with a donkey, think about it every time you wake up, but no one knows you did it." OR "Not have sex with a donkey, but everyone you know and love thinks you did no matter what you do." The donkey is not a celebrity. I'm on to you guys.
     
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    Oh bull. Women are like fine wine, the older they get the better they fuck. I mean look at the movie "Yes Man." Best BJs ever, amirite?
     
  11. Nitwit

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    Bullshit.

    After 40, you decline into an ever increasing smell that leads directly into the nursing home.
     
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    Susan Sarandon? Sharon Stone? Other than all their names beginning with S's, what do they have in common?

    They have a glint in their eye that says, "You have a dick and I know how to operate it. Shut your mouth, little man, and hand me the lube."
     
  13. Nitwit

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    OK. Have it your way.

    Now brace yourself.
     
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    Well this little conversation took a turn for the worst.

    Better:

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    Wow, you really go out of your way to prove you're a fuck head.

    In any case.
    Apparently this happened:


    which lead to this:
     
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    So fuck Sarah Jessica Parker or have people think I did. That is a hard one.
     
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    Gah. Last night got well and truly out of hand. Now I've had 5 hours of sleep and feel like absolute death.

    Step 1. Vapourizer.
    Step 2. More vapourizer.
    Step 3. Profit.
     
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    Could I please get everyone's attention? This is very important.

     

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    Psssh, our game is funner than your game.
     
  20. Parker

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    Hey stinky, go shower mmmk? But keep the yoga pants on. Mmmmmmmmm.....yoga pants.
     
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