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Weekend Drunk Thread 9/14/12-9/16/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 14, 2012.

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  1. JWags

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    She's also pretty damn attractive which makes it even better...

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.lflus.com/lasvegassin/?id=20" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.lflus.com/lasvegassin/?id=20</a>
     
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  2. uzisuicide

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    Spoiler for football rant:

    UGA is ranked #7, but gives up two touchdowns to a non-ranked, non-conference team. Our defense looks pitiful. This team WILL NOT beat Florida, Tennessee, South Carolina, etc, etc. Hell, we almost gave last week's game away to Mizzou. #7??!! COME ON DAWGS! PICK IT UP!
     
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    This one isn't even a discussion. Not fucking a horse. My friends are assholes anyway.
     
  4. The Village Idiot

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    "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" with James Franco had a lot of potential, sadly, didn't live up to it. Just meh.

    Oh, count me on the 'not fucking a donkey' crowd.

    Also count me in on banging 4 27.5 year old midgets.
     
  5. Juice

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    Just pooped so hard I cried. And I'm at a bar. And my toe is bleeding inside my shoe.

    Someone send help.
     
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    SGEDIT: Shut up. You are one that is at the top of my short list.
     
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    AAAANNNNNDDDD my wallet was stolen at a more or less empty bar today, my bet is on the staff. This is a fucking joke. And the one time I actually have a good amount of cash in my wallet.
     
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    SGEDIT: Anyone here with half a brain knows this already. Leave it be.
     
  9. Gravy

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    I was thinking a suspension of the no politics rule might be a good thing and then tonight I got locked into a conversation with a 70+ year old farmer that teetered on the "Obama is a darkie Muslim, and I don't like him" cliff about 10 times.
     
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    SGEDIT: God damn you annoy me. Zip it.
     
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    That's actually a great song.

    This week has been so long that all I want to do is lay in bed and FaceTime with the husband and sleep til noon tomorrow. Ugh.
     
  12. The Skirt

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    Okay, I'm playing WDT Catch-Up:

    Of course we should talk about politics. I'm willing to bet the majority of you are probably libertarians; like 90%. And the other 10% of this board is fucking "fringe group crazy" and we don't usually listen to them anyway, so why sweat it?

    Damn it Gravy!!! I know you put spoilers around the labia photos and I know I should know better than to look at something YOU thought was questionable. But I did. God bless that doctor in Denver.

    I would double down on Michelle Pfeiffer, Jane Fonda, and Helen Miren. In that order.
    And give Tom Selleck, Alan Rickman (oh FUCK yes!), and Morgan Freeman heart attack worthy nights.

    OR if we're playing by the alternate rules, 2 30's and a 40.

    And of COURSE I'd rather my friends think I fucked a donkey than actually do it. Like guernica said "My friends are assholes anyway".

    Side note: with Notre Dame vs Mich St on one channel and USC vs Stanford on another, I'm about to wear out my "PREV" button. ("That's what she said" jokes and clit puns not only accepted, but expected)
     
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    wait....what?

     
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  14. Rush-O-Matic

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    +1

    Also, I would like to have friends where my choices don't include having to fuck a donkey.

    Stanford is giving USC hell.
     
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    Perfect topper to an already shitty week, just had to rush the dog to the doggy ER after he ate a pack of Orbit gum. Apparently the xylitol in sugar free gum is highly toxic. I force fed him hydrogen peroxide to try to get him to vomit, and it worked a little bit, but then figured that with my luck recently it would likely be fatal and I would be kicking myself forever for not taking him in to be evaluated.

    Anyway, he is spending the night at the hospital, and I my bank account has been relived of at least $650. My husband is out of town. I figure I'll just wait until he gets home to tell him. No point in both of us worrying. I am quite sure all will turn out to be perfectly fine in the end though, but better safe then sorry.

    Thankfully I opted to not binge drink as I was considering early in the day because the worst "what else could go wrong" scenario would have been having to drive intoxicated, a DUI, or heaven forbid, any sort of accident.
     
  16. Gravy

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    I'm bored and I got my first "adult" paycheck yesterday, so I'm feeling flush. The best haiku posted in the next 14 hours will win a large pizza (chain and toppings chosen by winner...within reason) from me on the day of their choosing by 9/22/12. I think you can do that. I order a pizza online and deliver it to your residence? If you're not cool with that or (like me) there isn't pizza delivery in a 2 hour radius we can work out an equal prize. I will PM the winner.

    I will select the winner on a completely subjective basis according to my own whims and fancies. Our board's guiding principle is all I will give for directions: bring the funny.*


    *Mods, I apologize that I was too lazy to clear this with any of you.
     
  17. Nitwit

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    In the interest of interest, "what is a Haiku, Gravy?"
     
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    Any rules, theme, or parameters for the haiku?
     
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    A haiku is a short poem of three lines. The first line must have 5 syllables, the second must have 7 syllables, and the third is only allowed to have 5 syllables.

    So:

    5 syllables
    7 syllables
    5 syllables

    An example:

    What is a haiku?
    A little three lined poem
    Refrigerator

    No other specific themes or parameters.
     
  20. mya

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    Life is a journey
    So they would have you believe
    They are fucking fools

    Oh wait...is this supposed to be funny?
     
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