I guess I'm one of those lucky people whose stomach and bowels don't get upset by spicy food. On the other hand I have some lactose intolerance which is annoying considering I love cheese and drink a quart of milk per day.
Ok see. My hiney is tender. I dont want my ass to bleed. Therefore I avoid things like anal sex, chipotle, and overly spicy foods.
Wait til your body completely stops producing lactase and eating dairy causes you to regularly shit out solid food. I have a feeling someone will be changing their tune.
And it will sound like: pppffffffffffffffbasbattttttttttttttttttabababapppffffttttta...........................pppppppfafffffffffffffffffffffffffabtbtbtbtb.............abbabtbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbffffffffffffffff Spoiler I really wish there were a standard way to type shit sounds.
Speaking of spicy, I have been eating a lot more goat lately, and I'll say this, they're no longer sexy lawnmowers in my eyes anymore. They're delicious, sexy lawnmowers. The goat curry at the Indian place down the road is amazing. Lots of five spice, ginger, garlic, and Indian magic dust. I haven't visited them since I started a primal diet, but I'm going to be sore at them if they don't serve up some steamed cauliflower instead of the standard jasmine rice.
I like my food so spicy it makes my ears and tongue burn, nose run and eyes water. On the other hand, I have IBS and frequently find myself trying to find an empty or single-stall public restroom. Coincidence? Still single, fellas.
I just mad myself a tasty pb&j with crunchy peanut butter. Sometimes having kids has delightful fringe benefits. Oh and the whole loving them thing too I guess.
Not cool, man. Posting board member's baby mama's is never a good thing. Dixie is going to be pissed.
Just made mine hot chocolate. And homemade whipped cream. The hot chocolate was a nutella base and steamed milk. This doesn't suck. The Husband stayed out drinking last night, today's hangover has not been kind.
It's as if she told her plastic surgeon "I want to look like the annoying face bar-star chicks make when people take their picture!" Yech. She looks like Shang Tsung sucked out her life force.
So they had a Cosplay get-together thingy here in town this weekend. I have only heard about this before but... WOW. "Growing Phenomenon?" I think the one thing they fail to point out in the media when saying that is exactly what that demographic IS. Because when you get a load of this crowd, finding another person who has had sex is like finding a clock in a casino. Well, with adults that is. The only machine they have ever raged against says "Maytag" on it because it's a whole carnival of "parent's basement" amusements goin' on here, brah. And the best part is, they're charging ten bucks a head so you can go and mingle with these freaks. You dressed up as a fucking CARE BEAR and it's not Halloween Saturday. You should be tied to a bed and heavily sedated by funnelling pills through your muzzle cage. You see, people Google this shit on the internet and all they show is hot-ass girls dressed like Wonder Woman, Kitana or avarious degrees of busnessman jailbait. Those women are paid to be there, and are probably fantasizing about falling in front of the C-train what with all the weirdos rubbing up against them.
Gravitas, that woman is WAY too white to be my ex-wife. My ex is half Indian (Aztec, not Punjabi). Here's a picture of her this past Halloween: Edit: Why are you surprised? There is a thread devoted solely to speculation about why a piece of clothing was discarded on a bathroom floor (submitted by the board administrator). But there are numerous other thread topics waiting in the suggestion board for a moderator to reword them/steal them.
I don't understand how people can actually TRY HARDER anymore for attention. The stupid hairstyles, the god-forsaken tans, the cheap plastic surgery, the clothing that either looks like it converts solar energy or was stolen from the Don Knott's Three's Company wardrobe. How can the next group possibly out-do this shit? I was thinking of walking around, slicing my face with a shard of glass. Top THAT, bitch. Those tribal tats sure make you a beast, but brutally maming your face? That shit is harsh.