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Weekend drunk thread Nov 18th-20th

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. The_Native

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    Its going to be a messy day. I have started tailgating for the snowmobile grass drag races. We hold it at my friends farm. We usually get a couple hundred sleds come out. We have a light tree and everything. Its a really cool setup.
     
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    Jesus people. 15 pages in a night?

    I've been with the Best Friend the past couple days. She is doing better but we're still not out of it. She saw the neurologist yesterday and has more appointments on Monday and Tuesday. I have turkey bacon and flaky biscuits in the fridge. I think I am bringing breakfast today!
     
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    Turkey Bacon? Do you actually like your friend?
     
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    Didn't he post he was going to do porn once?
     
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    I ate all the regular bacon last week. I had no idea that tragedy would strike in a week's time.
     
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    I'm here, for a minute....perhaps the Ambien did its thing?
     
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    Doesn't running out of bacon qualify as a tragedy unto itself?
     
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    If Shakespeare lived in the 21st century, he would have written a play about it.
     
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    And it would have already been adapted for the screen, starring Gwyneth Paltrow (so she can show off her fake English Accent (TM)) and Colin Firth who gives a stirring speech entitled 'Ode to Bacon, How Shall I Go On Living.'

    Of course, Gayplay, er, Coldplay would do the title song, "Bring Me More Bacon(eth) Bitch(eth)" with a Jay-Z remix.
     
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    I started eating Paleo three weeks ago, and apart from a few cheats here and there, I've been pretty strict. It is a grand day, though, because I just bought ingredients to make Paleo Brownies. I am excited...life without brownies sucks.
     
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    Can't find my phone, wallet, or remote to my tv. Needless to say I blacked out last night.
     
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    Try your anus
     

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    I hear the designer meth in the middle of the country is exquisite.
     
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    To it's credit Miami supposedly has the best coke. You'll be paying for it through the nose.
     
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    I somewhat rarely post battles, but I figured this might pique your interest. So many lines where I had to cover my face (all from Dirt, fwiw).

    Dia (guy in a wheelchair) was ok, but Dirt was clean as fuck. And absolutely terrible. I highly suggest skipping to his rounds, which start at 4:23, 8:08 and 11:18.

     
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    Being on leave means:

    -not having to shave
    -Guinness at 2 in the afternoon
    -NOT HAVING TO SHAVE

    I was looking at my scruff last weekend thinking, "Man, this is the longest it's going to be a for a long freakin' time." Well, I was wrong. Now is the longest it's going to be until Christmas. And then until my next block of leave. Oh yeah.
     
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    I'm not the biggest fan of tan lines, but I wouldn't mind fucking this girl in low light because it would be like I was being fucked by floating ghost boobs:
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    Oh, THAT'S why you wouldn't mind it. Because otherwise it'd be a real bother.
     
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    Maybe it's my DSM V level obsession with breast but I dig tan lines. Jenna Jameson and Janine always pulled off the full bikini tan lines back in the day and I thought it was hot as fuck.
     
    #219 Kubla Kahn, Nov 19, 2011
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Maybe not during, but tell me you really want to spend your your entire afternoon afterwards picking shards of ribcage off your bedroom floor.
     
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