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Weekend drunk thread Nov 18th-20th

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. kuhjäger

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    Beats smelling that funky shit that grows in folds.
     
    #221 kuhjäger, Nov 19, 2011
  2. ghettoastronaut

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    Do you ever think that maybe skinny women's self-esteem might be hurt by these comments? And that attempting to raise fat women's self-esteem by disparaging skinny people is extremely unhealthy?

    Secondary point: how long will it be until there's a porn parody of occupy wall street? "Occupy Ball Street", anyone?
     
    #222 ghettoastronaut, Nov 19, 2011
  3. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Occupy this Pussy. The only shot would be making it college centered instead of dirty hippy centered. Suicide Girls are alternative enough, we don't need Dead Head Girl porno.
     
    #223 Kubla Kahn, Nov 19, 2011
  4. MoreCowbell

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    God. Breakfast food is awesome.

    [​IMG]
     
    #224 MoreCowbell, Nov 19, 2011
  5. ghettoastronaut

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    Watch 99% of a girl's holes get occupied? Watching the 99% get their revenge via bukkake? Staying warm in a cold Zuccoti winter's night? Blue rocket love?

    The possibilites are endless.
     
    #225 ghettoastronaut, Nov 19, 2011
  6. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Stopped in a native reservation today. The store was called "Smoke Cig'nals" (ha ha). The clerk's shirt behind the counter read:

    HOMELAND SECURITY
    Defending against terrorism since 1492

    *cough*

    Really?
     
    #226 Crown Royal, Nov 19, 2011
  7. jrussellmikkelsen

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    Oh holy, wow. Watch this video and die of over exposure to ADORABLE!

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y9qKDwQYXFE[/youtube]

    In other news: it seems that I have no idea how to imbed a video. Somebody help.
     
    #227 jrussellmikkelsen, Nov 19, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Wait, I thought that whole "Octopi Wall Street" meme WAS from a Japanese porn parody?

    And about the chick, I'm not saying she's unattractive, or that anybody with a different shape is. I'm just saying that I can see her ribs, b. The two of us getting it on would be like a mop fucking a broomstick.
     
    #228 Nom Chompsky, Nov 19, 2011
  9. Rob4Broncos

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    What you posted:
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y9qKDwQYXFE
    Should've been:
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9qKDwQYXFE
     
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  10. jrussellmikkelsen

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    Oh Rob4Broncos. You're my favorite.
     
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    God damnit, god damnit.

    Of course now that I need to sleep the maintenance guys are here to replace my apt.'s furnace this timing is just plain grand.
     
    #231 Gravitas, Nov 19, 2011
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    Rule 34, guys. Rule 34.
     
    #232 MoreCowbell, Nov 19, 2011
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    I'm off to Blackhawk, I've never been in a casino and expect this to be entertaining...
     
    #233 PIMPTRESS, Nov 19, 2011
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    This doesn't sound like the start of a bad porno movie.

    Not. One. Bit.
     
    #234 The Village Idiot, Nov 19, 2011
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    Oh, hello $8 bottle of red wine. I saw you yesterday when I was in need of something to make tomato sauce with. Now that I'm out of Guinness, we meet again.
     
    #235 ghettoastronaut, Nov 19, 2011
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    I'll do requests.

     
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  17. Crown Royal

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    Witness a large man get taken to Funkytown, then witness his girlfriend make the greatest comment ever.

     
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    Unfortunate fact I found out (and this ain't even about the man's beliefs): one of our major presidential candidates graduated with a 2.5 GPA in "animal sciences."

    Sigh.
     
    #238 MoreCowbell, Nov 19, 2011
  19. Kratos

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    This beat just makes me want to start chugging more drinks than you can shake a stick at.

     
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  20. TX.

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    Gah. I'm really tired of some of the mouth-breathing, super sheltered people in my program. One is leading a Pro Life movement at our school. (How is this even legal?). Another is "seriously Catholic". And, they're both (proud) virgins. I want to corrupt them/wake them the fuck up if no other reason than I'm tired of being subjected to their Ultra Conservative Bullshit propaganda on the regular.
     
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