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Weekend drunk thread Nov 18th-20th

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I always loved the 10,000 candles in the room during the real mellowdramatic sex scenes so it looks like the video for Wrapped Around Your Finger. Does anybody know how goddamn hot TEN candles can make a room?

    Also, "strategically placed sheets". On female actors. Do sheets ever just barely cover naughty bits in real life? Hate 'em.
     
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    I actually like to remove hers/mine throughout, but current FWB seems to just rip everything off initially.

    Where is the suspense?
     
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    WAR HENDO!!!!!!!!
    WAR WAND!!!!!!!!
     
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    How can there be suspense when you've already slept with them?
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Wondering if she has a new tattoo?
     
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    Figures the day I stay in to work on a project for school is the day there's crazy upsets in college football and apparently two contenders for Fight of the Year. FML, time to drink. I'll probably do a better job of this Cash Flow Statement anyway.
     
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    So, will the top 3 be LSU, Alabama, Arkansas? South Carolina should move up to #10, I would reckon. Higher if Stanford slips to Cal. Pretty impressive, there SEC.
     
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    I hate to play the "What If" game, but imagine if Penn State had pulled it off last week against Nebraska? They'd be in national championship contention right now. Awkward.
     
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    To quote Brent Musburger: "How about those youngsters at Penn State?" Not a great word choice there Brent.
     
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    Anyone here ever been to "fundraising events" at bars? A friend roped me into going along with him so he could score points with his girlfriend. The whole pay 20 bucks to drink and eat free for two hours is always tantalizing so I caved in and went...with my luck the bar was understaffed and it took us what felt like a half an hour to get our first round.

    After that mess I ended up drinking 6 rum and cokes within 45 minutes or so to get my moneys worth. I'm feeling quite good now but jesus that kind of service is uncalled for.



     
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    It's been a horrible weekend for Oklahoma Collegiate sports, speculations on OSU's wisdom for letting any basketball personnel getting on a small aircraft not withstanding. #2, then #5 both go down to vastly inferior teams.
    I really think it's a conspiracy by the liquor/beer suppliers.
    This sucks. but we have beer & shots to get us by.
    At least we weren't tailgating at Yale.
     
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    Oh my damn. I am so drunk my soul hurts. I love tailgating, but it's feelings towards me seem to be malicious at best
     
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    Wowzers, Dcc001 trolling me for being bipolar.

    You are a terrible person.
     
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    Her trolling probably has nothing to do with your bipolarness and everything to do with your annoying-as-hell-ness.

    Had an awesome night last night. I woke up to an AC set at 60, sunglasses and random clothes in my bed, and completely tangled in my comforter. WTF happened when j came home?
     
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    Wondering if she has a new venereal disease?
     
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    My Blackhawk review...

    Well, I'm still drunk. There is cash in my pocket, more than I went to play with. I'm up $11.52. Haha, free booze and I did have a chance for a grand via drawing. I was actually excited because there were only nine other people in the drawing ( You had to win a certain of points to qualify). Some little old couple won, the old man was so gracious.

    It was fucking fun, wasted for free, and dinner was $1.98.


    I'm watching Louie, laughing my ass off. Life is grand.
     
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    Not much of a gambler ever, but I still like most Casinos because everyone's drunk and if you're not in the grand ones with all the cool shit, you're in the bad ones getting to scope out the Noah's Ark off-ramp of extra chromosone carriers you see lurching around. The daytime hookers are how you would say "lacking in sex appeal".

    Is it just me, or are there a lot of fucking trolling accusations flying around on this site lately, mostly at members who post practically every day? I'll be damned if we're going to be That Site. Knock it off or I'll break into your house and piss in your ice cream.
     
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    If you're going to go that far, you have to let it melt first, then piss, mix it up and put it back in the freezer.

    I'm actually surprised I've never heard of such a prank before.
     
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