You know things are bad when a guy who yells at and insults random people in bars is telling you to knock off the trolling.
It's funny how when you simply state the truth, people get offended and call you a troll. THEN they post about it in a passive/aggressive way, rather than manning up and taking it to PM. Had to bust out the full-on winter gear today. I forgot how shitty it is to walk five kilometers up and down trails with roughly 20lbs of extra clothing on. It's cool, though. There's only, like, five more months of this to come. Two questions: 1. Does anyone have a good recipe for BBQ sauce? 2. Who will win the Cup...Stewart, or Edwards? Aaaaand....discuss. Oh, PS: Hot girl masturbating. NSFW
My daughter has perfected a pitch in her tantrum scream that could blow out church windows. Worse than Kim Basinger in Batman.
My favorite BBQ sauce is simple and takes about 15 minutes to make. Put in a saucepan the following. 3 cups brown sugar 3/4 cup prepared yellow ballpark mustard 3/4 cup cider vinegar a little salt, onion, garlic, cayenne, paprika power. 3 tablespoons of butter Cook it for about 10min but don't let it boil. It's more of a Carolina BBQ instead of the usual ketchup versions, but it's one of my favorites. You can also substitute half of the vinegar for some whiskey if you'd like something different. A tasty one on the other end of the spectrum. Dr. Pepper Barbecue Sauce 4 Tablespoons unsalted butter 4 cloves garlic, minced 1 large yellow onion, minced 1 cup ketchup 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar 1/2 cup light brown sugar 1/3 cup Worcestershire sauce 3 Tablespoons tomato paste 2 teaspoons ancho chile powder 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1 teaspoon ground white pepper 1 (12 ounce) can Dr. Pepper soda Heat butter in a 4 quart saucepan over medium-high heat. Add garlic and onions; cook until soft, 4-6 minutes. Add ketchup, vinegar, sugar, Worcestershire, paste, chile, salt and pepper and soda; bring to a simmer. Cook until thickened, about 30 minutes.
Welcome to the internet-allow me to take your coat and pour you a drink. We should have a 'Vent' thread. Somewhere that all the petty shit between the members on here can pour out with no restrictions, so as not to taint the decent threads. Won't happen, but it would be hilarious. I'd give it a week before it was the most posted on topic, and then a further week before it shut down the entire internet.
Nope, I wasn't wrong. It is very like KIMaster to disagree with a rep, hunt down one of your posts and red dot away so that he could bitch about the rep you just gave him. In fact, I think he invented that. It's called KIM'ing someone, I believe. Sadly, I don't have his tenacity as I did NOT go and rep ten more random people just so that I could red dot you twice in five minutes, but hey. There can only be one KIMaster.
So a show produced by HBO just came on, and it opened with the HBO static, then dramatic opening sound. I haven't watched an HBO show in years, and that sound used to mean I was about to jerk off to softcore porn. My dick started to get hard when I heard it. Pavlovs erection.
Some days I read about the end of masculinity and think that people are just being a little melodramatic. Then I read that "manning up" means taking it to PM and I think, hey, maybe those guys were right.
I just can't masturbate to women sitting on bowls of baked beans or bursting balloons with their fat tits. But to each their own.