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Weekend drunk thread Nov 18th-20th

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    All this media assistance. Whatever happened to just closing your eyes and pretending it's your old babysitter?
     
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  2. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Um, you forgot The Bunny Ranch.

    In other news, OH MY GOD:



    Worst title for best video on the internet.
     
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  3. ASL

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    That went out of style with the ease of internet access. God damn kids these days have no imagination.
     
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  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    This is a couple pages late, but add me to the group who enjoys a good gradual undressing. There's something hot about making out while half clothed, sliding your finger over the front of her damp panties, feeling the seams of your jeans stretch as you get harder and harder...
     
    #324 Nom Chompsky, Nov 20, 2011
  5. StayFrosty

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    Fixed that for ya, Nom.
     
    #325 StayFrosty, Nov 20, 2011
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    "I'm gonna walk the fuck over to yo crib, step in yo house, and we are gonna HOLD HANDS AND TALK THIS SHIT OUT LIKE ADULTS"
     
    #326 ssycko, Nov 20, 2011
  7. Dcc001

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    New Bitch On Top

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    Baby steps. You can't take someone who's never ventured out of the basement and suggest that 'manning up' means marching up to a stranger and punching them in the mouth. To some, direct confrontation with an anonymous poster on a message board is the threshold of their masculinity.
     
    #327 Dcc001, Nov 20, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    What does it mean when people say that masculinity is over?
     
    #328 Nom Chompsky, Nov 20, 2011
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    Something like this:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.google.ca/search?gcx=w&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=end+of+masculinity" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.google.ca/search?gcx=w&sourc ... asculinity</a>
     
    #329 ghettoastronaut, Nov 20, 2011
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    I guess I was asking more Socratically -- suggesting that it was sort of a meaningless phrase.
     
    #330 Nom Chompsky, Nov 20, 2011
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    I thought it was a conspiracy being perpetrated by the gay men who write the sitcoms.
     
    #331 Nitwit, Nov 20, 2011
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    Since the holidays are coming up, I'm thinking about getting some shopping done early. Anyone know where I can get this tie?

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    Also since there are going to be some really nice deals out there, was thinking about this couch, but can't identify it entirely. Its on the right sort of.

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    #332 Parker, Nov 20, 2011
  13. dixiebandit69

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    I forgot which messageboard it was, but one of the other boards I used to frequent has a permanent thread called "The Pit" where you can say whatever you want about anyone, have flame wars, etc. to keep that bullshit out of the other threads.

    I don't know how effective it is, but I do know that if we had something like that on here, anyone who complained about the mods would probably get banned.
     
    #333 dixiebandit69, Nov 20, 2011
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    Ha ha! You're so funny! As if anyone on this board could ever complain about a moderator!
     
    #334 ghettoastronaut, Nov 20, 2011
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    Isn't that what the drunk thread is for? You fucking cocksucking scumbag.
     
    #335 Thorgouge, Nov 20, 2011
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  17. Bread Mustache

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    Um, I haven't been around a lot, but I remember these threads being more focused on tahts. So I'm just gonna leave these here


    and these

    and this
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    You're welcome, assholes.
     

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  18. $100T2

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    Watching some Giants-Eggles.

    There's some serious fucking hate going on. There's gonna be a brawl at some point the way this is going.
     
    #338 $100T2, Nov 20, 2011
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    "My husband doesn't beat me anymore, and this brave new world of personal responsibility terrifies me."
     
    #339 Aetius, Nov 20, 2011
  20. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I love youtube. There was a commercial for the Honda Odyessy that had an awsome guitar riff for music that I didn't know the name of. So I look up youtube on the off chance someone uploaded the commercial, and sure enough it was there with the name of the song the riff was from:

     
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