Back in college, the bar my friend used to work at was used as a testing ground for new liqueur flavors. I went there just about every day around noon during the two weeks they had Chai Liqueur for my mid-day coffee.
That sounds pretty good, in coffee. Only. I'm a fan of just black, but if it needs to be mixed, a shot or two of whiskey. In other news, I'm thinking of getting back into the Army National Guard. I could pull the weekend warrior thing again. Hmmm, that's a pretty big decision. Why not have drunken anonymous strangers chime in?
Having moved to the French part of Ottawa, I feel as though I could post in the immigrant thread. People keep responding in English when I try French, though.
Heard about this on the radio yesterday. Should anyone here be inclined to combine sex with bacon, here is your chance.
Coffee and brandy is a classic combination for a reason. Don't use the really cheap brandy, but anything above "drinkable" will be a waste. And 'cause I love me some back dimples:
If it were possible for me to start drinking now, I so would. But since I can't, I'm going to make myself feel better by posting a picture that I find tasty. I took that of myself last night. I kid. Although I wish I wasn't.
I hope you took that as an opportunity to respond incorrectly. Mexican Idiot Lazy Female? Massive Idaho Legume Farmer? Moist Intelligent Lipless Feminist?
Nope. I unhappily told her, and it got even more weird because her story made no sense. She originally says "What's a MILF? We heard it on Modern Family." I tell her, and she says "Oh, wow. Wasn't expecting that. That isn't quite how they used it on the show." Any other common uses of MILF I'm unaware of?
Speaking of posting boobs . . . did anybody see that picture that Tori Spelling's husband tweeted, where her boobs showed in the background of the picture of their son? The picture in the article I saw was blurred out, so I couldn't make heads or tails of the angle. I was just curious for the moms out there - what age was your son when you stopped letting him see you naked? That kid is 4. That seemed a little old for mom to be hanging out in the background with her boobs out. I don't know - she's had so much cosemetic surgery, maybe those were just her boobs. Maybe she left them sitting on the couch while she was in the other room.
Holy balls. So I have a built in spice rack in the kitchen that is molded into the wall. I was grabbing a jar out of it and it got caught, but my motion caused me to keep applying pressure to the rack. It turns out there is a hidden cabinet behind the rack. Not as cool as a secret passage, but I immediately went and grabbed cash to hide there. Now I want someone to break in so they can't find my treasures.
Post 2000. That's a lot of nonsense in a short amount of time. As a thanks, and a celebration, these pictures are all female. Consider it my way of saying, "I'd like to give you an erection today." To those of you to whom I've pm-ed that, consider it my way of proving it. Enjoy: Somebody say they liked back dimples?: NSFW Slightly artsier ass: NSFW Diversify. NSFW Like gifs? Or riding? Or being ridden? NSFW Nom noms girls, but girls nom girls too: NSFW
Man, I've really gotten into Queen lately. Their Greatest Hits 2 is fucking awesome. I've never been this into a band - every time I hear a song, I hear more nuances in it, and Queen is amazing for curing shitty moods.
What's your address? I'll gladly sell that information to some hoodlums where you live, although I can't promise that I won't tell them about your secret hidey-hole. I wouldn't want them to feel that they weren't getting the best info for their money.
I live a boring vanilla life without much excitement. Based on the stories you've told about her I probably would be in over my head.
Why's that bitch look like she so damn tired in her own music video? Does it require a significant amount more energy to carry around and ass that big? How long could she continuously twerk it until her heart gives out?
My mom's boyfriend gets pinky out sophisticated and drinks warm Gran Marnier with coffee. If you don't want to go through the trouble of warming a brandy glass over a cup of hot water, just dump it in with the coffee. But the combination is good and GM is decent proof.