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Weekend drunk thread Nov 18th-20th

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. Omegaham

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    Got the Marine Corps Ball tonight... but I can't drink, since I'm not 21 and our command is infuriated at the 5 DUIs we've gotten in the last three months. Gay.

    On the bright side, I'm going on leave the day after, partying at my brother's college. Fuck yeah.
     
    #81 Omegaham, Nov 18, 2011
  2. Juice

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    More accurate:

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    MSPaint FTW
     
    #82 Juice, Nov 18, 2011
  3. McSmallstuff

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    Seriously seconded. Can we get less Lady Gaga, and more of...almost anything else?*



    *That comment should not in any way be taken to mean that now is the time for "Black Jesus" to put anything in spoiler tags.
     
    #83 McSmallstuff, Nov 18, 2011
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Maybe this will help?

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    #84 Nom Chompsky, Nov 18, 2011
  5. CharlesJohnson

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.

    I don't even think it knew where it's nipples were in the beginning. I'd sooner fuck Lou Ferrigno. At least then I could ask him about all the tail he pulled because of the Hulk series. You know... while he fucked me.

    The big clit doesn't bother me. It's the lack of femininity.
     
    #85 CharlesJohnson, Nov 18, 2011
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    "Chicks with dicks, best of both worlds" - Randal Graves

    This next hour needs to fly by because I need a beer real bad!
     
    #86 fleafly, Nov 18, 2011
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    So a friend of mine's daughter sent 15000 texts last month. I like what he told her when he got the bill:

     
    #87 kuhjäger, Nov 18, 2011
  8. Omegaham

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    That's 500 text messages A DAY. If I send 40 texts in a day, I consider that excessive. Holy shit.
     
    #88 Omegaham, Nov 18, 2011
  9. amjoyce

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    I would fuck Melissa if she were off season. There was an amazing picture of her when she was carbed up and didn't have a masculine jaw, but I can't find it. Definitely gotta paper-bag that shit now though.
     
    #89 amjoyce, Nov 18, 2011
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    If I send three a day I feel like I should be committed.
     
    #90 kuhjäger, Nov 18, 2011
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    Do you think her clit is actually that big? Or could it be the fact that there is not an ounce of fat on her and that includes the pubic region, making her shit look much bigger?
     
    #91 xrayvision, Nov 18, 2011
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    I think I could speed bag that shit like Little Mac with 3 super punch stars. Stick and move.
     
    #92 CharlesJohnson, Nov 18, 2011
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    [​IMG]

    I still have this game. Can never beat Macho Man and his packed thong of doom.
     
    #93 CharlesJohnson, Nov 18, 2011
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    The whole squad is feeling like shit right now from a massive session last night. Drinking water every now and then when your smashing down rums is the only way to go. No hangover for me.

    I give you boobs as there are never enough.

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    And some for Angel.

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    #94 Bundy Bear, Nov 18, 2011
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    Bundy, I would rep you for those tattooed ladies, if I hadn't already repped you recently. Fine choices sir, fine choices.
     
    #95 amjoyce, Nov 18, 2011
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    Yeah she can do away with the excessive make up and shitty tanning and she'd be much more fuckable. Fucking jaw folled me into thinking she was a dude half that video.
     
    #96 Kubla Kahn, Nov 18, 2011
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    So I'm vaguely aware of someone that wants to name their potential son Agamemnon or their potential daughter Brunhilda. Should I bring this to the cops? More importantly, do I NEED to bring this to the cops? I don't want to end up like Paterno.
     
    #97 Frank, Nov 18, 2011
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    Brunhilda is a crime, but Aggamemnon is badass if he can wear it right.
     
    #98 Aetius, Nov 18, 2011
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    Maybe for part of seventh grade, but before that it's subject to shitty nicknames. After that... could you imagine a 16 year old introducing himself as Agamemnon?

    It wouldn't work unless he's built like a brick shit house, and in that case he doesn't need the name.
     
    #99 Frank, Nov 18, 2011
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    I don't know. Walk into freshman year sacrificing virgins and see how long people make fun of you.
     
    #100 Nom Chompsky, Nov 18, 2011
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