If you guys paid the slightest attention to the part at the bottom of the main page where they show who's online, you'd see that angel is around quite frequently. Not sure about hooker, though. She's probably got someone else fist deep in her.
You will when one sits on your face and sands off all your features until you look like Voldemort. Go down on one of those broads, you come up with a Rip Van Winkle beard including the shoc of white hair that happens to people that live through traumatic experiences. They'll give you crabs... in your eyebrows.
Oh, come now, it's not that bad. It's more the people those vaginas are attached to that's the issue.
It truly distresses me to see a pair of perfect tits blemished by wild armpit hairs wrapping around the nipple like a Van Dyke mustache. I thought my shit was bad, but it's never shot out to choke a child to death and drag the corpse back to the arm pit. Fuckin' Sarlac of hair. Ohhhhhh, it's just so easy for you up in your ivory tower.
Look, it's all hunky dory now, but when you have to take a time out mid sexy time because you're consumed with coughing from a hair in your throat, then come talk. Yes, it's happened. No, not just once.
Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, used it as a rag because it got so old, then eventually threw it out. Next.
Speaking of which, when I was in Florida I found a new favourite beer. Not favourite American, I mean Favourite Of All Time: Best tasting beer I've ever had. I was drinking it wherever they were serving it, and I miss it dearly already.
Was pretty pissed that I missed out tickets for a Frank Ocean show a few weeks from now. Dude can fucking croon. Edit: no, srsly. Also, the hernia episode of Parks & Rec is cracking me up.
Only ten hours of sleep since Wed. Moved tens of thousands of pounds. Got paid. Tired as hell. Gotta' girl coming over soon to rub it all out. Really, it's not getting harder; I'm just getting older. Class of 88'. Fuck me indeed. Or this: http://www.tube8.com/teen/massage-girl-britney/1694521/