Really? I crack a beer and this place is about as much fun as the Penn State locker rooms. Are ya'll all out watching Breaking Dawn?
I'm here, but nobody's talking. I think they're all furiously masturbating to that first Edward-Bella sex scene.
Ok, I'm going to buy more beer. When I get back, I expect at least two (2) instances of witty banter, and three (3) naked women from you people*. (Not you, dixiebandit. Or you, hotwheelz.) *It's cool Nom, I'm Canadian.
Ok seriously, I thought after the high school days, that blue balls were a thing of the past. Why the fuck would someone think it is acceptable to give half a blowjob?