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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

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  1. Nitwit

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Went to order a pizza; came back and there are three more pages. It's so fast. Maybe it should be renamed 'Chicks on Speed'.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It's not speed, it's 99 bananas and great value cleaner with bleach. Speaking of which, I need to wipe the countertrops down.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Jesus, I know what jello shots are. I was thinking of dried up jello shots and losing moisture and therefore having a texture resembling gummi bears, the thought of which almost made me dry heave. Having never let a good jello shot last long enough to get dried out (read: had em once and ended up getting thrown down a flight of stairs and ending up inside a wall), I was confused.

    Nom, I think the guys try to adjust the rules or trick the drunk chicks into removing clothing at a quicker rate, and the girls try to come up with cute excuses to get the guys naked, which makes the guys redouble the aforementioned efforts..

    STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS I DONT UNDERSTAND


    Jerk.
     
    #183 StayFrosty, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I agree, but I always win my friend's money. And I'm usually naked when I do it, anyway.
     
    #184 Nom Chompsky, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Do you know that The Magic Kingdom is a dry park? NO BOOZE. Happiest place on earth my perfectly formed ass.

    By the way, a joke:

    What has two thumbs and got bit on the achilles tendon after stepping on a fucking SNAKE in the middle of the main strip at Epcot today?

    Like you had to ask, Nimrod.

    Other than that, Disney surprisingly is still a lot of fun as an adult, though the weather here in Florida is colder than Canada right now.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    For those of you who weren't at the meet-up; he wasn't kidding about the perfectly formed part.
     
    #186 ghettoastronaut, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?


    Is this after you have sex with them in the back of the strip club?
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    OMG I have frozen pizza in the....freezer. Tonight just got a lot more interesting.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Love is so hard to guage when there are strobe lights and disco balls. It's like boy balls, disco balls, boy balls, dosco balls, THIS IS AWESOME
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It feels like a Sean-a-Paul kind of night. Ladies and gentlemen, a throw back.

     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Yes.
     
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    What are, "things I haven't heard since 2003", Alex?
     
    #193 Nom Chompsky, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I have an image in my head of everyone on this board that I pay attention to, but I can't even begin to picture Crown Royal. I think I have it, but then he says something that throws it off, like the perfectly formed ass bit. So all I got is a teddy bear.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I prefer this version:

     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I've got a pic of him in a ghostbusters t-shirt...
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    So... I need help deciding what to do tonight.

    My roomate/ex girlfriend of 3 years's mom died on Sunday after a short battle with cancer. Although I feel extremely sorry for her and her family we have had a LOT of house guests here for a week and a half and the thing is only one of them is from out of town. I want to be helpful and accommodating and I understand that they want to be together during this trying time but we don't even have an extra bed, there are people sleeping on cots and our hardwood floors.

    I feel bad for feeling this way (good ol' fashioned catholic guilt) but the thing is, I hate people. No, not really. I'm actually really nice and easy going and easy to get along with but I need my privacy every once and a while, it's how I recharge my batteries and make it through the week without exploding.

    Since most of my friends are out of town working and those who aren't are being boring I'm stuck with two decisions.

    1) Go out by myself. I'm not opposed to this at all but I don't have a bar that I can go to by myself and feel really comfortable. I go out by myself quite often but it is usually to see a live band play that I really want to see.

    2) Stay home and hole up in my room like a hermit and watch pirated tv shows and play online poker (haha Nom).

    In one situation I go out and be awkward at a bar and in the other I stay home lock myself away and possibly make our guests feel awkward for being here.

    Sorry for the long rant-ish post.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Dude, you are so late on the lassis. Sweet lassi is good too.

    Unpaid advertisement: Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey + Coke tastes like sweet tea. Fucking delicious.

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    Rumble, I would go out. Try a new bar or something. It's your night for the taking.
     
    #198 RCGT, Nov 4, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    dorable
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    My roommate just brought me a hood rat to play with. Here's a couple songs from Texas for the Tibettes. G'night!



     
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