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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I knew you slipped roofies in my bulgogi.
     
    #361 Angel_1756, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?


    If that was a chick on the bed I'd need new pants.
     
    #362 StayFrosty, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'll stop after this one. I promise. Maybe.

    But how can you look at this without your mouth watering?

    [​IMG]
     
    #363 Nom Chompsky, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    The way his leg was kicking/spasming/twitching in that dress sock was terrible. I have a no-socks-during-sex rule.
     
    #364 taste_my_rainbow, Nov 5, 2011
  5. Gravitas

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    For you Mr. Chompsky:

    [​IMG]
     
    #365 Gravitas, Nov 5, 2011
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I have a strict sock-during-sex rule. But then again, I'm alone.

    In all seriousness, I actually kinda like that part. Diff'rent strokes!
     
    #366 Nom Chompsky, Nov 5, 2011
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Of course, tmr, you're not alone:



    Sorry! Didn't realize how long it was. Skip to 4:30ish.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Who doesn't give a ahit about Alabama or LSU? Fuck both of them.
     
    #368 TX., Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Hey, Nom, I'll have sex with you and cater.

    But you have to clean afterwards. Both the sex and the catering, that is.
     
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  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'll clean the sex if you clean the dishes.

    I'd offer to do the dishes, but most people are put off by the fact that I use only my tongue.
     
    #370 Nom Chompsky, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Hush. I have $5 riding on LSU.
     
    #371 bewildered, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    ROLL TIDE!
     
    #372 Gravitas, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    P.S. Angel, Nom is showing me his wang right now.

    The carpet matches the drapes.
     
    #373 ghettoastronaut, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Have you considered your poor luck with women is due to the fact that you're gay?
     
    #374 Dcc001, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    To be fair to him, my wang is magnificent. I blame myself for his current homosexuality.
     
    #375 Nom Chompsky, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Pics or GTFO.
     
    #376 Dcc001, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'm sorry, is someone whose every post screams desperation for a husband and a baby, and not necessarily in that order, judging me on my bad luck with women because I've been single for a couple of weeks after a four year relationship?
     
    #377 ghettoastronaut, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Time for your daily dose of wtf.



    AND GOD DAMNIT OKLAHOMA STATE YOU SONS OF BITCHES! TACKLE SOMEBODY!
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    No, I'm judging you for striking out when you're online asking to fuck men.

    Say what you will about my lack of relationship skills, between you and me only one of us got laid last night.
     
    #379 Dcc001, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    .....
     
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