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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    BOOM ROASTED
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Congratulations, it takes a lot of skill to open your legs.

    I await your posts tomorrow about how you can reintegrate sex and intimacy and not poison your future chances at happiness.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Thank you for the kind words. I await with great anticipation your posts next year when you still complain that you can't get someone to open their legs for you.
     
    #384 Dcc001, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Wait a second.

    If you two had hate sex, which one of you would feel worse in the morning?



    I BE GOING HAM, SHORTY UPGRADE FROM BALONEY
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    In other news, PBS has an episode of American Masters detailing the early 70s at the Troubadour, when the singer/songwriter movement was in full swing. Holy Jesus. I got through the first ten minutes of James Taylor singing, playing a guitar while Carol Kane looked on with shining eyes from the piano. Then Joni Mitchell opened her mouth and sang California while playing a harpsichord, and I was done. That is "slit your wrists" music.
     
    #386 Dcc001, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Fuck.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Hey hey HEY, play nice. Silly, 'Nadians.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    So, it turns out that red wine + the rag + the finale of M*A*S*H = one sappy weepy Angel. Aside - my crush on early 80s Alan Alda grows with every passing year.
     
    #389 Angel_1756, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Dcc and ghetto:

     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    GO COWBOYS!

    I love being a psuedo fan. I'm so happy my little brother goes to a school with a good football team. After my alma mater got spanked 63 to 16 today.
     
    #391 Gravitas, Nov 5, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'm a little late - did anybody already mention that we get an extra hour of drinking tonight?

    And, how come nobody is posting hot girls in costumes?
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Well everybody I was supposed to go out with bailed, so I've decided on Scotch. Oh well, cheaper to stay in, I guess.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    its the closest thing we will ever get to time travel.


    Somehow despite all the alcohol, none of us seriously injured ourselves with all the fireworks. Sure maybe a few burnt eyebrows but nothing worth a trip to the hospital.
    I'm actually disappointed with this...
     
    #394 lyle, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Came across this model and thought she was purdy.
     

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Fireworks?
     
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Too drunk to feel a 5.6 M earthquake? Yes I am!
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Dead eyes you say?
     

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    That's a better picture of her eyes. Unfortunately it also shows off her stretched lobes. I do *not* find that to be a sexy look. "Hey, check it out, I can shove small change through my earlobe."

    Tattoos, yes. Piercings, sure. But I shouldn't be able to stick a dildo through your lobe.
     
    #399 Angel_1756, Nov 6, 2011
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Or, it was my wife molesting me.
     
    #400 todd311, Nov 6, 2011
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