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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. shimmered

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    No offense, but...sounds like you'll be better off.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Ahhhhh, Scotch does cut to the heart of matters.

    Ask her if she is up for a final hate fuck.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    She's already gone. I told her that if she left I never wanted to see her again. The scotch tells me I won, but tomorrow I will probably feel different... Fuck it.
     
    #423 amjoyce, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    WHY DO PEOPLE WHO SPEAK ARABIC ALSO ALWAYS YELL?

    I'm going to start yelling all the time and see what he says. Jesus Christ, I am 3 rooms away and I can hear him like he's next to me.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Are you male or female?
     
    #425 bewildered, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Agree wholeheartedly with shimmered. Saturday nights are for lots of drinking and dirty sex, not crossword puzzles. Doesn't she know that's for Sunday morning, after the drinking and sex?
     
    #426 rachiii, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    He's probably on an Arabic forum bitching about how loud you have to yell to get the attention of these infidel women.
     
    #427 StayFrosty, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    You can blame the shitty feeling tomorrow on a hangover.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Male. Somehow she got the role reversal on this relationship. I'm still baffled.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Know what saturday nights are NOT for?
    Lock-ins with boy scouts.
     
    #430 shimmered, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I know a great guy who's newly single...and drunk on scotch!
     
    #431 Nom Chompsky, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Can, and will blame it on a hangover... then I will call an old Fwb. That should fix it.

    On the bright side, my mother will be thrilled.
     
    #432 amjoyce, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I could have sworn you were female. Then I thought you were lesbian. Things could have been more interesting if that were the case.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'm baffled at how quickly you were merely puzzled by the situation to actually being "broken up" and her being out of the house already.

    Waste no time, my friend. For we have only one life.
     
    #434 xrayvision, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Kid does work. Get with it or get going.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Sounds like the was a bit of a hysterical female.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'm pretty sure the words, "leave me alone and let me do my goddamn crossword puzzle," might have exacerbated our issues.
     
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    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Work's done. baby and fiancée are asleep. Sipping Guulden Draak and reading SLA Marshall's rendition of WWI. I feel old.
     
    #438 dieformetal, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Not to presume knowledge of this relationship, but that's totally the way to do it. I would have saved myself so much time in shitty relationships if I had acted decisively on our first big fight/first sign of unacceptable crazy.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    She should have learned long ago that the best way to get the attention of your significant other while they are mentally elsewhere to to blow the shit out of them. Works like a charm.
     
    #440 bewildered, Nov 6, 2011
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