Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Has the same markings as a cat I grew up with (except for the face that looks like someone squished it). His name was Pesty and he lived to 22 years old.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? And people wonder why I think cats are satanic beings? Jesus, that thing is terrifying. If i woke up with that face looking at me, I'd do an immediate limb count. This coherent message brought to you by auto-correct.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? This is one of my biggest fears in life--that I'll die somehow alone in my apartment and all my friends and family will fail to check and me and my cats (I only have 2) will eat me. I worked for an animal shelter and we had cats in the system who had snacked on their owners. It's totally a real thing.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I work with this 75 year old lady who has a cat problem. Now I will imagine this in every future interaction I have with her. Thank you rachiii for making my conversations 12 times as awkward.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? People say their cats love them, but it's all based around food supply. If you die and have a dog, it won't eat you. A cat's stomach gets a little growly and they'll make their way over to your corpse.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? She should come up with a plan or they will eat her! You should tell her that. I'm pretty sure that's the way to keep it from becoming awkward.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do, just give up and die?
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? This kitty is my sister's. It was...trying to get attention. This is a t-shirt at a Mexican place up the street:
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I used to have two cats I had found as feral kittens and they were pretty awesome. One would vanish for ten day hunting excursions and bring home full grown ducks and leave them on the doorstep and look at me like it was saying "Hey motherfucker, see what I got. Yeah I'm awesome". The other would hunt birds and mice around the house. Both of them though would wake me up by sitting on my head and purring.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Pfft. I already drank a bourbon cask ale, among other things. I still feel pretty shameful. Maybe I should stop wearing dresses that are meant to be shirts and stay in on Saturday nights.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Holy shit, I had a cat just like this (Had 3 dogs and 5 cats at one time growing up). Was a female feral that we fed and started living with us after awhile. During the summer she would be gone for weeks at a time as we had a marsh and small woods behind our property. Almost everyday there would be something dead at the back door. In the winter she would come back and sleep inside every night. That was my favorite cat.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Fuck that. I live in a world where you're supposed to wear those kind of dresses. Any other kind of world is dead to me.