Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? You don't. You just wait and then turn the story of your night into something awesome/hilarious, and totally not shameful at all. No one but you needs to know about the shame.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? In the span of 10 minutes I've been puked on and shit on... Oh the joys of newborns with a seemingly insatiable appetite. I believe this calls for a quick change and a quick beer.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Pssshaw. The shirt as dress thing should cause no shame. I'm more worried about this bourbon cask ale. What the fuck is that? All imitators shall be stricken down before the one true God, known as the holy trinity of Woodford Reserve, Knob Creek, and Maker's Mark. Amen.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I puked shawarma. Out of my nose. My only saving grace is that I did this privately, in a restroom at closing time. Have you ever blown your nose and expelled bits of rotisseried beef? As of tonight, I have.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Holy crap! I've done that too! The first time I ever puked, I puked chicken shawarma out my nose and on the side of a tree and the tips of my shoes. I think hookah smoke amplifies the effects of alcohol.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? It begins with an M. Merrick's? Merrighan's? Ask Diablo - I may have texted him a picture. All I know is, it was a $10 glass of imperial stout aged in a bourbon barrel and it was fucking delicious. Then I got shamefully drunk.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I have had various foodstuffs exit my nostrils on more than one occasion and then it dawned on me, if I'm going to throw up to just let it happen and it no longer leaves my nose full of various pieces of food. Try and hold it in and it will find another opening to exit through.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? My google-fu turned up Michelob. That's not a good sign. Shamefully drunk is no big deal. Hell, I'm jealous. *edit I take it back. Shamefully drunk every once in a while is no big deal. If this is your fourth puking episode in a week I suggest you slow it down a bit.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I never thought of it that way. These days, I know that holding in alcohol that wants to exit is bad, and that I'll feel better after upchucking. I guess that first time I didn't know the drill.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Daylight Savings Time is fucking great. Unless you are working the midnight shift. FUCK YOU MR. CLOCK! I HOPE IN THAT NEW MOVIE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PWNS YOUR ASS!
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Fuckin' a right. Ijust watched my clock roll back to 1 a.m. then looked at these boy scouts and nearly burst into tears.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Guess what I just found? Cigarillos on the left, cigarettes on the right. Fuck you, federal laws banning flavored cigarettes.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? We'rea rock climbing gym, and a crossfit gym. They're rock climbing.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Ahhh, it makes much more sense now. But zyron is right, that is a little ridiculous.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? God, I remember the days of lock-ins. I used to do everything I could--fake illnesses, make my family make other plans, etc--to avoid having to spend the night with a super awkward group of my peers. I feel like a lock-in could be fun now.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? No. NO THEY ARE NOT FUN. But fuck these assholes. I'm listening to Waylon Jennings radio on Pandora. if I have to be here, I'm going to listen to what I want to. In other news: I have a monster hat. I thought I lost it when we moved a few months ago. Imagine my glee when I found it!
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I have no doubt the Scout Master's will take care of that. Sweet hat btw.