Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 31 of 55
  1. hooker

    hooker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,154
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    How could you not love that face, even if there's a little crazy in her?



    I fell in love!
     

    Attached Files:

    #601 hooker, Nov 6, 2011
  2. CharlesJohnson

    CharlesJohnson
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    401
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,974
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    [​IMG]
     
    #602 CharlesJohnson, Nov 6, 2011
  3. Gravitas

    Gravitas
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,905
    Location:
    somewhere vaguely rapey
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Fuck, I didn't think that through. Mike Ditka just texted me and my trial for bro code rule violation #967 is set for next week. Judges Denzel Washington, George Clooney, and Jason Witten.

    Outlook not good.
     
    #603 Gravitas, Nov 6, 2011
  4. mya

    mya
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    142
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,945
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'll be sure to withhold sex until he complies with my demands too.
     
    #604 mya, Nov 6, 2011
  5. hooker

    hooker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,154
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    She eventually grew into the gap between her eyes. Ha.
     
    #605 hooker, Nov 6, 2011
  6. Gravitas

    Gravitas
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,905
    Location:
    somewhere vaguely rapey
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Welp, that seals it.

    Man card will be revoked and I will have to only use luggage with little wheels on it from now on.
     
    #606 Gravitas, Nov 6, 2011
  7. Frank

    Frank
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    6
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,351
    Location:
    Connecticut
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'm about an hour away from finding out what pumpkin raviolis taste like.
     
    #607 Frank, Nov 6, 2011
  8. JoeCanada

    JoeCanada
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    79
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,373
    Location:
    Edmonton, AB
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    1. Why the fuck do I always wake so early after a night of drinking? I slept for like 5 hours, and I'm wide awake.

    2. Two fat chicks want to bang me. Two.

    3. hooker, I need that puppy. I... I just need that puppy.
     
    #608 JoeCanada, Nov 6, 2011
  9. Nitwit

    Nitwit
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2009
    Messages:
    1,355
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Agreed. I had a Rotty for three years in my early twenties. Her name was Pilsner. Really great dog. The Boxer was a compromise with the girlfriend between a Rottweiler and some lapdog type or another.

    As far as Boxers being psychotic? They are an extremely high energy breed and need space to run. I live on the Texas coast near the longest undeveloped beach in the world. Places like this are where they fit in best. I love watching my dog be free on the beach.
     
    #609 Nitwit, Nov 6, 2011
  10. Gravitas

    Gravitas
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,905
    Location:
    somewhere vaguely rapey
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Sounds likes tons of fun.
     
    #610 Gravitas, Nov 6, 2011
  11. hooker

    hooker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,154
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    They're good.

    So are homemade pumpkin gnocchi.
     
    #611 hooker, Nov 6, 2011
  12. audreymonroe

    audreymonroe
    Expand Collapse
    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

    Reputation:
    546
    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2009
    Messages:
    2,859
    Location:
    Brooklyn, NY
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Charlie Day's monologue on SNL last night further cemented my strange crush on him. He looked so cute in his little elbow patches.

    Why is watching SNL on Hulu the most annoying thing ever?
     
    #612 audreymonroe, Nov 6, 2011
  13. hooker

    hooker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,154
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    She's not really a puppy anymore.

     

    Attached Files:

    #613 hooker, Nov 6, 2011
  14. xrayvision

    xrayvision
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    529
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2009
    Messages:
    6,432
    Location:
    Hyewston
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    How fat, exactly?
     
    #614 xrayvision, Nov 6, 2011
  15. toejam

    toejam
    Expand Collapse
    Disturbed

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    442
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Daylight savings falling on a Sunday morning is just about the biggest waste I can imagine. Who plans this shit? An extra hour on Sunday is useless. An extra hour on Monday morning makes the whole day more palatable.
     
    #615 toejam, Nov 6, 2011
  16. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,320
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,265
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It allows a day to readjust. Talk about an easy excuse, "Sorry boss! I forgot it was DST!!"
     
    #616 bewildered, Nov 6, 2011
  17. Frank

    Frank
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    6
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,351
    Location:
    Connecticut
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    So since we set the clock back an hour I can drink heavily without repercussions? That's what that means, right?
     
    #617 Frank, Nov 6, 2011
  18. JoeCanada

    JoeCanada
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    79
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    1,373
    Location:
    Edmonton, AB
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I don't want excuses, I just want that puppy!!

    Pretty fat, and reeeeal fat.

    Are you kidding? How do you not look at it as an extra hour on Saturday night? I was giddy about that extra hour all night.
     
    #618 JoeCanada, Nov 6, 2011
  19. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,320
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,265
    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Drinking a frappuccino from a vase. America, fuck yeah!
     
    #619 bewildered, Nov 6, 2011
  20. hooker

    hooker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,154
    Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    CJ.... success!

    [​IMG]
     
    #620 hooker, Nov 6, 2011
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 31 of 55
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.