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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. Frank

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Are their tongues fat? Quit being a bitch and get your dick wet.
     
    #621 Frank, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Easily, Joe. I have fewer hours that belong to me on Monday than I do on Saturday. And you should tell the fat girls that you're only interested in a threesome. There's a story for the grandkids. Not to mention, you could earn yourself a new bad ass nickname like Captain Ahab.

    With a little advice on safe harpoon techniques from Scootah, this could be you:

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    #622 toejam, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I yelled to the roommate I like the least out in the living room from my room to make me pancakes and bacon and bring them to me, but for some reason he's not responding.
     
    #623 audreymonroe, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Early reports of earthquake damage are coming in,

    For those that don't know, Central(ish) Oklahoma was ROCKED by a 5.6M earthquake.

    Pretty bad destruction:
     

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Holy shit, it's not even 1PM and I already can't think straight from booze. I've either won or lost, I can't tell yet.
     
    #625 Frank, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I'm sure it's not as fun as getting dragged around Christmas Tree Shop by your girlfriend, and then getting yelled at for picking out the wrong wine rack.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Why are you there in the first place? You should send her with her friends. If all else fails if it's the Manchester store I can send my GF to shop with her and keep her company, she loves that stupid shit.
     
    #627 Frank, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    TiB has truly become a support network.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Tell that to WickedBitch.
     
    #629 Frank, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

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    Good grief, Juicy.
     
    #630 CharlesJohnson, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    There are plenty of really cool small dogs. Saying they all suck is just silly.

    This dog knows what I'm talking about:

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    #631 Nom Chompsky, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I don't know, that's what they said about Amanda Seyfried, too.
     
    #632 Nom Chompsky, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Everyone here is talking about feeling the earthquake last night. Um, I didn't even know my own name last night. I was happily passed out thanks to a bottle of merlot.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Yeah that's the one. Maybe our ladies can get together and talk about our laziness an lack of decor at home? Oh well, after that I was treated to this:

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    My GF would NEVER do something like that, she'd just bitch about my drinking problem and inability to do errands after work.

    Good stuff, but I think we have less than twenty minutes before we get a lecture on how the New Haven one is 7,000 times better (which I can't verify either way).
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    This makes me irrationally angry.

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    #636 Nom Chompsky, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I don't know who put this under the board title, but they deserve a high five from Jesus.
     
    #637 Frank, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Man, y'all sure do a lot of talky-talky.
     
    #638 MoreCowbell, Nov 6, 2011
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It's better than the alternative.
     
    #639 bewildered, Nov 6, 2011
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