Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Sent the McDonalds/whore thing to my boss, his response: Work can be fun.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? That picture makes you irrationally angry, Amanda Seyfried makes me irrationally angry. The only thing going for her is a nice rack. She reminds me of a blonde Steve Buscemi with nowhere near the same talent, charm, or class. I'd sooner put my penis in Steve. Smush face, bug eyed bitch. She is the pug dog of women. I don't know whether to hit on her or pat her on the head and feed her a nice treat.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I'm quickly going from neutral to FUCKING ENOUGH ALREADY about Alison Brie. We get it, you have huge eyes and medium sizes breasts. Go away now.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? She confuses me. Sometimes have the same thoughts as you. Other times, this: Spoiler YOU HUSH YOUR WHORE MOUTH RIGHT NOW. Spoiler
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Aw, don't worry there Nomsky, I'll wine and dine the fuck out of you if nobody else will.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Here's the thing: Alison Brie is like honey. A dollop is sweet. Nice, even, if it's in a cup of tea or part of some sort of baked good. Eat an entire bowl and it's cloying. I was perfectly fine with her until people kept shoving her in my face as sexy/cute/adorable. I get it, she's a cute girl. I'm not going to want to fuck her no matter how many contrived photo shoots you throw her in, or how much mugging she does on Community.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I had to look up who she was. Nom, I respectfully and sexily disagree. Any brunette with blue eyes should be considered a national treasure, a work of art. Reminds me of my first girlfriend. She had ice blue eyes and very dark brown hair which she dyed black. Stunning and heart breaking at the same time. I've been hooked since.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I'm watching About Schmidt right now, perhaps the only movie with an actuary in it. Just a PSA, we're not all like that... not even close.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Look Charles, we all have fond memories of fucking your first girlfriend. That's why I made the website. But Alison Brie annoys me for reasons that really have nothing to do with the way she looks in pictures. Although that picture that you quoted isn't sexy at all to me. Contrived and boring, despite the pretty girl in it.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? First it's our women, then it will be hockey... and then the world. #occupyminorities
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? You've had a couple of bad experiences haven't you Gaunt? I don't get hangovers from Bundy if I drink plenty of water and yes it can be an aquired taste but I like it. Only real issue I have is the the amount of sugar in it. Waking up the next morning with the shakes because you've had a dozen or more schooners of Bundy Draught is kinda annoying.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? They've already taken over skiing. That was one thing I used to enjoy. Now it's full of asian folk wearing canada goose parkas, helmets, and strapping cameras on top of their heads. Because you really, really need to record that wicked 30 second run and post it to youtube.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I was talking about minorities that are typically competent at sports (read: black people)
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I just woke up, still drunk. Apparently I dislike corgies, and I can't spell very good after 15-20 beers. Imagine that.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? We had one black kid in house league when I was playing hockey as a kid. He was the dirtiest player in the league, and everyone hated him. Last I heard, he was playing in the world juniors tournament and got an NHL contract.