Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Please, oh, please let this be on videotape. Youtube fame is calling. '
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? This is pretty much why I don't do work in the library. This, and you can't take masturbation breaks in the library. Also, the people are weird.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Note to self: Stay away from dealerships when I have money to spend and this beauty is beckoning to me: Spoiler (spoilered for size)
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? This is what the fridge looks like during deer camp. Spoiler Grain Belt tallboys were a great choice. Six of us drank both bottles of whiskey and vodka we had (Opulent is very smooth!) and a whole lot of beer over the weekend. Good times.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Are they weird because they take masturbation breaks in the library? Or is that just me?
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Not everyone follows this rule. Well, never seen anyone actually go to town on themselves, but full blown hardcore porn? You bet. Males and females. The girl was at like 9:00 am too. She saw the look of horror on my face and smirked. Smirked I tell you.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I don't know, in my library they were weird because they were camping out in the library for weeks on end, eating cereal and chinese food together, living in the stacks, etc. Although I'm sure somewhere someone was masturbating. Your library sounds like more fun.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Just get out the ketchup, squeeze a little on your nipples and ask them to check your new sauce for hotness. You'll soon have more hot sauce in your cooler than you know what to do with.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I always wanted to have sex in the stacks. It's on my bucket list along with learning and carrying out the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I practically lived in the library when I was in college (engineering). The one thing that really sticks out in my mind was how everyone flipped out when I actually brought beer and was drinking it from a Hardee's cup. Friend: "Why do you have beer in the library?!" CarbonCopy: "What's the big deal?" Friend: "What if you get caught?!" CarbonCopy: "THIS IS COLLEGE. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS." Some of those guys probably still haven't gotten laid.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? Oh. For a minute there I thought you were talking about multiple orgasms. Never mind, then.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? My college had a bunch of small rooms in the library that you could use and lock from the inside. All you had to do was tape a couple pieces of paper on the very small window on the door. I knew a couple people who had sex in UConn's library.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? My laundry has apparently become capable of parthenogenesis, because I found a tiny black thong in the dryer that definitely didn't go in there. And it's fucking tiny. It felt like I had taken possession of a thong built for an 8 year old. WHO IS THAT SKINNY. Apparently having sex on the top floor of the library during exam period was the thing to do when I was at Western (said the school newspaper, but what do they know). I stayed at the library until 2 am a few times during exams, but never noticed anything. It probably would have been feasible.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? If y'all missed it in my Rave post, I'm going to be in Mortified, the show where people read from their childhood journals on stage, and it's supposed to be funny. I've been keeping a journal since I was seven, and having to read through all of that so many times is hilarious, traumatizing, heartbreaking, and exhausting. I wouldn't wish having to relive your middle school years with such intimacy on my worst enemy. The producers really liked what I brought in, but they asked to send in more material from, of course, my middle school years. I don't want to remember being 13 anymore! I need a hug.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? My brain has effectively blocked out all memory between 13 and 18. It was just that awkward/awful.
Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? I don't understand how people can have such vivid memories of being any particular age. I remember where I was, because I remember the dates of when we lived wherever, so I can guestimate what was going on in my life. But the people who remember the marks they got in Grade 5, or how much they hated their Grade 8 teacher, or a fight with their friend in Grade 11 just baffle me. Either my memory is failing, or I've accumulated enough life experience to have started to throw away the unimportant details. EDIT: Which, in retrospect, is a great reason to keep a journal. I've never had the discipline to continuously maintain one.