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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It probably shrunk in the heat of the dryer. Most womens' underwear contains spandex and other synthetic materials that not only shrink, but lose their effectivness with excessive heat application.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Since people enjoyed the first gif, here's this:

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    shamelessly stolen from a fark thread.
    Life's been shitting all over me lately, so a little something to brighten the mood.
     
  3. TX.

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I had about 5 journals/diaries between 8-18 years of age. They all began, "Dear Diary, Christmas Day was awesome. I got this diary, blah blah, blah, blah X blah, etc etc. Well, see ya tomorrow!" Next page: blank.

    Repeat through journals with different pictures of kittens or Jonathan Taylor Thomas...or whatever little girls like.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    You didn't score a 36 on the autism spectrum quotient. I still remember my schedule from eighth grade. This was twenty-two years ago. Your memory isn't failing, the Flying Spaghetti Monster just gave you social skills instead.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Yup, that's pretty much my experience with them. Although I only have to move with something twice before I decide to throw it out, so all those false starts are in a recycling pile somewhere.

    Horrible discipline.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    It wasn't that I was disciplined. I just had a lot of feelings.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Did you make a cake out of rainbows?

     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    That reminded me of how I knew you were one of my favorites because you defended Mean Girls one time.

    And the only thing that's crazy about that girl is that she WANTS to go back to middle school. In high school I may have still been fucking weird and clueless, but at least I had a good time.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    What a crazily long weekend... haven't been around here for a while, but got a lot of shit done in the "real world".

    Finished installing a new water softener for the house which has made such a huge difference already. Also winterized all of the outdoor faucets and hoses and stuff, which seems timely as there's been ice and snow this weekend.

    Bought one of those saw-blade weed eaters and spent about 14 hours bushwacking my yard, clearing out a ton of the underbrush. Cut down about 5 soon-to-be problem trees before they had a chance to either fall down onto my road blocking my way in/out, or take out power lines and leaving me to my generator for hours or days. As it is I've noticed a new tree that will have to be professionally removed sometime soon, as it's leaning right over the power lines... no hope in hell of me falling it myself. Hell, I'm wondering how the pros would do it.

    Replaced the ball joints, rotors, and pads on my Jeep.

    Retired the trampoline for good. The springs and the main surface finally became somewhat structurally unsafe, so I took the oxy torch to the thing and chopped it up into little pieces and took it to the dump. Yes, so ends the dream of the TiB Tramp Party.

    Wired in a new pump for the well, so now have much better water pressure in the house again.

    Drank my face off and smoke cigars with a few friends that dropped by last night. BBQ'd up a whole beef tenderloin and made some home-made bread for them, and much fun was had by all. It was one of those cold (almost freezing) but clear nights on the lake, with the campfire going strong, while we all gave our buddy shit for his 3rd kid that's a month away. His wife is on bed rest, and his life is hell, and we're not letting him forget it any time soon.

    That, and the new gig is "interesting", to say the least. There's a huge opportunity knocking on the door this week, and me and a friend are taking advantage of it. Could work out really, really well. Always wanted to run my own video game company...


    Hope you tards had a fun weekend... I'd go back and catch up on the 50 pages, but fuck that... it's 50 pages. You all channelling BL1Y or some shit?
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Excuse me??? TiB Tramp party??? You offend my dear man. But on that note, there goes the end of that dream,
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Springs are cheap, if you dont want nice galvanized ones. And for the surface, if it is just one of the standard round ones, some of my annoying neighbours have a few, i am sure i could of liberated for you.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?


    BOOM! ROASTED! (Sorry WB)

    Just got back from the Titans game in Nashville. We played like some suck, and managed to blow a 10-point halftime lead and lose.

    On the flip side, years from now, I can say I saw the Andy Dalton/ AJ Green connection at the beginning, after they become this decade's Montana/Rice. I also went to a tailgate and had some delicious prime rib and lobster before sitting in my very nice (and free to me) seats.

    I then came home to find my dogs had not made a mess in the house AND I miraculously beat my opponent in Fantasy Football this week, then had the opportunity to read this wonderful thread. And I've still got 2 days off.

    I sometimes forget I lead a charmed life at times. It's the little things, I guess.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Present. And bored.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Barely.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    I've been up since 4 am. I don't understand why I'm up.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Oh nothing, just wondering who won your contest from last week's WDT.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Drowing my sorrows and still eating pig after arkansas (founded because they told kansas that the land was theirs, thus Ourkansas) ruined my whole damn football season.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Sounds ominous.

    I thought that was a Christmastime treat.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Why don't we hold off on the reset until the new board is up? Y'know, giving yourself some motivation and all.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6?

    Do it on December 22! That's my birthday. GREATEST PRESENT EVER!
     
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