Exactly. Any world where receiving a blow job from a hot young hostess in another country is against the 'Moral Code' is not a world I want to continue to live in.[/quote] Yea it's in its code of conduct that it isn't a dating or hook up service. Casually fucking vagrants and dirty backpackers doesn't really do it for me, but to each their own. I am sure with the weakness girls have with guys with foreign accents this code isn't followed at all.
I think I need to go couch surfing in America. Something different this time. Hot Chicks who like sport. Spoiler Spoiler
Translation: I want to have sex with him, but don't want to feel dirty about it, please validate my decision. In all seriousness, go for it.
Getting on the plane for Ottawa today. My apartment went from being lived in to being on a truck in a scant three hours. Thank fuck for packing and moving companies. And thank fuck I didn't pay for them.
I saw that trailer at least 50 times. The first 30 times or so I wouldn't accept it. I immediately wiped it from my consciousness. The last 20 times were each marked by an increasing feeling that we are all nothing but bags of meat that will not last another 1,000 years.
Audrey just wants to do her best to get a positive review so other couch surfers come to visit her. Branding, guys! Sadly, kuhjager, you weren't hallucinating.
And when you wake up in the middle of the night and he's wearing your clothes and masturbating furiously in your doorway, don't seem surprised. By the way, should I knock or ring when I arrive?
Oh, cadavers. Do you ever get old? Do I ever tire of looking at your smushed noses and scrambled eggs adipose tissue? Hint: No. I wish we could drink in the lab. It would make it 100% more fun. Audrey, you should go for it! Hot, foreign guy staying for the weekend? That's kind of every girl's fantasy.
Sorry, but it's completely ok to sleep with a dud that's "crashing on your couch". He's not exactly expecting it, but he's been thinking about it. If you went out there and slept with that dude, you would be fulfilling male fantasies from coast to coast.
Hey WDT, where can I get thigh high socks for my girlfriend to wear around the house with nothing else on?
Jesus, you don't even have to google it. There's actually a website called <a class="postlink" href="http://www.thighhighsocks.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.thighhighsocks.org</a>. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.sockdreams.com/products/thigh-highs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.sockdreams.com/products/thigh-highs</a> There. Free shipping. I don't know how often they'll get worn...they strike me as uncomfortable.
Scottish stores. Spoiler Or are those not technically thigh high? Oh, whatever. Just buy them extra tall and don't fold over the top.
I realize you can find these things on the internet, I was more interested in where I could pick them up this afternoon, while she is still in town. But thanks. Apparently Claires or Target was the answer I was looking for.
Since most of you drunkards missed my Veteran's Day Tribute due to the confusing timing of the WDT...here we go. How to thank active duty soldiers: Spoiler If any soldier can help identify this rifle, it'd be great. NSFW This is a serious terrorist threat. Not sure if they're Gadafi's Rogue Personal Guard or what, but they have AK-47s and are considered dangerous. NSFW
At least let her wear some panties. You ever seen a naked women bend over to pick something up and then sneeze?