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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by todd311, Nov 4, 2011.

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  1. StayFrosty

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    I'm not nearly as knowledgeable as Frylock or Nett on the subject, but I'm pretty sure that every computer connected to the Internet has a unique IP.
     
  2. DrFrylock

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    We call Mya's behavior pattern the "triple penetration." It's logistically difficult and rarely seen but the DVDs sell well.
     
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    Very good, I do surf theidiotboard mostly from home (since you guys are nsfw), I do work in the medical field from 3 different offices, one of which is in a different state. You get an A in pie charting
     
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    I'm coming undone. Time to rock out with my stalk out.

     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Ahahaha, my friend (who's bi) just got asked out by email in the best (worst) way possible:

    "AW:
    Do you date dudes? I think I'd enjoy having a discussion or two with you.
    Let me know,
    --BF"
     
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    Methinks it was a bit presumptuous to use the boyfriend label.
     
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    So outside of my living room window there is a roundabout. Or for the british, "traffic circle" or for you Canadians, Roundaboot.

    Anyway, I have noticed that just about everyday there is something interesting in the round about. A couple of days ago it was a large luxury yacht. Before that was a truck carrying 5 recliners in the bed.

    Tonight, there is a drunk guy fighting the 2 cops and 2 ambulance personnel trying to load him into in the ambulance. He is kicking up a storm.
     
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    Saturday night. Cry, cry, cry.

     
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    Anyone who hasn't watched MMA yet, the UFC heavyweight champion is fighting tonight on Fox, good time to start watching.
     
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    I'm not much of a country fan, but I am digging that tune posted above...

    So I bought this bottle of absinthe today. Just tried it straight up and it kind of sucks..tastes like black licorice in a way. Maybe its not "real" absinthe but its not going down well. At least it was on sale
     
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    You're not supposed to drink it straight, sure as hell not a shooter.

    Get a sugar cube. Fill a glass with ICE water, super cold. If the bottle came with an absinthe spoon, place the spoon across the rim of a fresh glass and place the sugar cube on top. If no spoon, put the sugar cube at the bottom of the glass. Pour 1.5 ounces of absinthe over the sugar (carefully over the spoon so it doesn't spill), then pour the cold water over the remnants of the sugar cube. It should dissolve pretty well. Stir it thoroughly.

    What brand did you get? Stay away from any that are neon green. A proper absinthe should be muted green, kind of like you steeped herbs in water, not food coloring. Kubler from Switzerland is great. Lucid is good, but it gets shit because most people have no fucking clue what they're talking about. Stay away from Absente products. Shittily made.
     
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    Assuming he's in the states it's probably not proper absinthe. If you can get legit absinthe it's well worth drinking once in awhile. I think the hallucinogenic properties are exaggerated, but a couple drinks of that stuff was like ten vodka red bulls, and always left me a slight feeling euphoria.
     
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    They came to the coast a coupla' months ago to open for the band I went to see. I was talking to a girl as this song filtered into my ears. "Can you hear what they are singing?" Looking at her and listening to this had me feelin' it.



    I like this one too.

     
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    There is no such thing as "legitimate" absinthe anymore. It's virtually the same everywhere in the world. There is no secret hallucinogenic ingredient that is left out in American product. The new guidelines don't allow for thujone (active ingredient in marijuana), which has absolutely shit to do with taste and would require MASSIVE amounts of absinthe to achieve a hallucinogenic effect. It is still made with grande wormwood as of 2009. <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe#United_States" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe#United_States</a>

    The only reason people were seeing shit, and going mad, was because it was so damned potent and they drank it by the boatload. Not to mention shitty, cheap brands, that effectively rotted people's guts quicker like any old alkee sucking down whiskey out of a plastic bottle that is similar wood varnish. You can't drink 110 proof booze all night, every day and come out unscathed. Plus there's a certain amount of dramatic license taken with absinthe's mystique over the years.
     
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    Fuck, why did I agree to go to a high school musical?

    I am fucking up my already fucked up weekend sleep schedule for this?

    Fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck.
     
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    Because the word "No" has yet to come into your vocabulary. You just gotta learn how to be an assertive lady like me.
     
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    Same thing with Jägermeister. People used to say it had opiates in it. In college, we used to stick a bottle in the dorm fridge freezer before racquetball or basketball. Afterward, we would sit down in the dorm and do shot a minute until it was gone. Plenty of fucked up there.
     
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    Yeah, don't think you need opiates for that to lead to shenanigans.



    Have a seat, sir.

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    Any booze that has herbal components is going to fuck with your chemistry. Enough gin has me belching up pine scented madness. There's this lovely Jagermeister type drink called Killepitsch. It's similar to Jager in taste, but 93 proof and more minty. Stuff is deadly poison.

    For the country lovers. I'm starting to get into country a bit more. Johnny Cash, Ray Willie Hubbard, some David Allen Coe, Hank III type stuff. Can't stomach that Travis Tritt sounding bullshit. Couple dudes with an acoustic and a pedal steel, that's alright by me.



    It's a full moon, about 65 degrees, and my night is open. What do?
     
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    I've heard that getting butterscotch schnapps and putting that in hot coco is supreme. Anyone tried this? I was just going to go with peppermint schnapps but I was told to not even try that and to go with the butterscotch.
     

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