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Weekend Drunk Thread, Nov 4-6? CONTINUED 11-13

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  1. Gravitas

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    Was she ugly?

    Or was she just underage?
     
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    For Shimmered, TX., and PIMPTRESS.

     
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    This one goes out to all the ladies. And Nom.

    So I found a bar that has 2 for 1 men's night on Saturday's. Bonus, NOT a gay bar. Just a shit hole. Brown hole? I'm not helping this at all.

    Toss my salad.
     
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    Yup. They just don't know; until the bikini thread.

    AC/DC knows.

     
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    Just underage. He was like 30 and we were 17 or 18.
     
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    Seriously, this sucks. Only 5 hours and 20 minutes left. I wonder if there's ANY likelihood they'll leave early.
     
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    From Fort Worth. Party on. I'm out.

    For the lovers.



    For the jokers.



    And for the killers.

     
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    Boy Scouts again?

    Either way I suggest a little benadryl punch for your illustrious guests.
     
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    It's a 15 year old's birthday party.
    They're not socially maladjusted, they're just stupid. And there's only ONE adult here as supervision.
     
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    Not cool.

    Is it co-ed? If so there will be awkward dry humping going on somewhere.

    A lock in is infinitely better than them roaming the town though. I was surprised to walk in the local gas station at midnight and find several local teens making plans instead of going the fuck home.
     
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    f I were cast to play the baboon in the Lion King:

    [​IMG]
     
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    The birthday boy's girlfriend is definitely here.
    What the fuck her parents are thinking is beyond me...no way in hell my 15 year old daughter would be allowed to do this, but whatever. If she gets knocked up here, it's not MY watch, it's the dumbasses who allowed her here in the first place.
     
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    Wait. Why the fuck are they in a gym? Who the hell goes to the gym to celebrate besides Lou Ferrigno?

    Is it Lou Ferrigno's kid?

    "Fuck cake and a pinata I just want to wail on my delts!"
     
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    Next season on 16 and pregnant...

    You're never going to stop teenage sex though.

    I must admit I laughed when I learned that this small town's pious princess who sings for the local christian rock band was caught by a deputy about do the deed on the football field with the quarterback.

    I mean just the general cliche of the situation was damn near overwhelming.
     
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    I honestly wouldn't be surprised.
    And her parents would be.

    this is going to be a LONG night...I've got one energy drink. Gonna make it count.
     
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    There was so much sex going on in my high school that how my graduating class only ended up with a 10% pregnancy rate is a fucking miracle.

    Maybe life isn't the miracle, but instead Jesus swatting sperm out like an NHL super goalie.
     
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    I was from a small town.
    I've never smoked weed.
    Didn't drink until I was 21.
    But I got knocked up at 16.
     
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    You held out until you were 21? What kind of a fucking saint are you?

    I was a goody two shoes because I didn't drink until my senior year. About 5 years after everyone else.
     
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